Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 1 (of 3) — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 1 (of 3)
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‘I don’t think he will trouble with either of us,’ said Catherine,
composedly. ‘We are not in trade, we should be wide of his mark.
Will he continue to come here? I mean, will he drop you from his
visiting-list, or will you drop him from yours?’
‘Oh dear no, not so far as I am concerned. I am not particular lest any
offence should come between the wind and my gentility, and my friends
know my Bohemian tendencies. My acquaintances are aware beforehand
of the risks they run in countenancing me. Besides, the Constables,
as everybody has heard, are blood relations of mine, and it does not
suit my pride to throw them over, though they were to take to highway
robbery, instead of grinding corn and baking bread, as they have done
all along,’ said Louisa Hilliard, raising her head with a genuinely
aristocratic movement, notwithstanding the shortness of her neck.
‘Then,’ she resumed in her usual tone, ‘I should lose the opportunity
of seeing Fan stiffening into stone and at the same time kindling into
a white heat before the bitter draught she has to swallow. And when
all is said, Oliver Constable cannot get rid of the rather important
items that he has been bred a university man, and has succeeded to a
considerable patrimony, even though he should be eccentric enough to
knead dough with his own hands or carry round a basket of loaves like
St. Elizabeth on his head.’ Mrs. Hilliard ended hastily with a greater
concession to public opinion than her previous sentence had implied.
The next moment she began to laugh at the picture she had conjured
up. ‘I think I see him,’ she exclaimed, in high glee; ‘as if he did
not make a sufficient spectacle of himself already—an Adonis who must
contort himself into a Caliban—what a waste of good looks!’
‘I do not agree with you,’ said Catherine, with her sincerity as
striking and more rampant than Fan Constable’s. ‘In the first place, he
is not an Adonis, though he is a fairly handsome man. In the second, I
should hate good looks which were not liable to be affected by temper
and mood. They would be little better than those of a barber’s block.
As a contrast, I could easily understand the fascination of the mobile
ugliness of a Mirabeau. An Adonis liable to be replaced at any moment
by a Caliban, is not at all a bad idea for enhancing the fugitive
graces of Adonis. But Oliver Constable is not an Adonis.’