There would have been a greater charm in the man for Oliver than what
belonged to the simplicity and gladness which took every circumstance
of his lot bravely and thankfully, singing over his baking trough,
singing back to the roar of the waves of the Northern sea. His
heartily admiring biographer has recorded Dick’s honest practice as
a tradesman:—‘His quarter loaf always contained four pounds full,
while the two-pound loaves of many of the other bakers were short by
about four ounces. Cheating had the advantage over honesty of six per
cent. on every loaf—a profit in itself, few weighing their bread and
deducting the deficiency.’
At last Oliver’s mind rambled off to a comical recollection of his
grandfather, the first Oliver Constable, miller and baker, of whom
his grandson had very authentic information, in addition to a faint
personal recollection. This Oliver had been enterprising and ambitious
as any founder of a race. He had gone from a country bakehouse to
London, and served for a term there, in order to be taught what might
be the metropolitan mysteries and perfections of the trade. He had
certainly attained the power of concocting a certain pudding, which was
long held in high estimation in Friarton. The old Oliver, his wife,
children, and kindred a little farther removed, had piqued themselves
on this acquirement, and in order to keep it a private inheritance, had
shrouded it in a captivating secresy. Even in family conclave, when
there was an annual friendly gathering and festival in the baker’s
house each Christmas, and when the supper was crowned with this very
London pudding, as a fitting compliment from the host to his guests,
the rites of the piece of cookery were conducted not only with peculiar
ceremony, but with closed doors. In the course of the evening, the
hostess, having retired and seen that a collection of the necessary
materials—eggs, butter, milk, flour, fruit, and spices, was complete,
and without flaw, ranged in her own back kitchen, returned to the
company, and asked her husband with brief significance, ‘Goodman, are
you ready?’
The head of the house—a man of solid gravity both of body and
mind—then withdrew with quiet importance from the circle of his
friends for the space of half-an-hour. The prevailing standard of
manners exacted that nobody should remark on the retirement of the
entertainer for the good of the entertained, though it was fully
comprehended that he had thrown off his company coat, donned his
professional apron, and was then whisking eggs and beating butter in
solitude, as the highest proof of his hospitality. The result figured
at the banquet, and then all tongues were loosed in praise of the dish
and its maker.