walking in the night, or a flower blossoming in the shade. Yet
Catherine was not without a perception of comedy. She could laugh when
she could find anything laughable to her; the misfortune was, this
occurred seldom. For her sense of the ridiculous had not, by any means,
outgrown and dwarfed all her other faculties—a result which may be
found not only in old court fools and in many of the village imbeciles
of every generation, but also in a large number of men and women who
have special pretensions to wisdom and wit.
When Oliver warmed with his subject, his gestures grew less and less
awkward, the tendency to grimace disappeared, and something of the
natural dignity of the man shone forth from his goodly physique.
But alas! his audience did not warm with him, though the want of
sympathy, while it went to his heart, had not the power to damp his
enthusiasm so as to rob him of the advantage he derived from it. As
Oliver discoursed on the nobility and beauty which underlie all God’s
creation and are never utterly absent, however foully or meanly marred
in his fearful and wonderful handiwork man; as he bade his listeners
recognise the high heroism of a rude old Westmoreland shepherd; the
essential refinement of a bareheaded, barefooted, Highland girl; as
he urged them to examine and ascertain for themselves the exquisite
perfection of much they might be tempted to overlook, or undervalue
as trifles light as air, or as possessions too universal to be of the
slightest value, gaping impatience and scorn took the place of titters
and grins, with few exceptions.
‘Did you ever hear such radical rant—praising them pedlars and leech
gatherers and the whole band of wandering vagabonds?’ Mrs. Polley
was moved to whisper to the daughter next her, during a pause in
the selection of some of the quotations with which the lecture was
graced. ‘I would not buy a reel of cotton from the one, or trust a
silver spoon within a mile of t’other of them tramps. I would never
have evened Oliver Constable to be guilty of this. I declare I begin
to be frightened of this here young man. Mark my words, Ann, he’ll
not stop where he has begun. It is fair impudence to deliver such a
lecture to well-to-do, respectable people. As for his trash about
birds’ eggs and daisies, why it is fit only for a parcel of children!
He’ll be proposing Polley and me to go a bird-nesting and threading of
daisy-chains next.’
‘I would not say it to everybody, because Constable is a personal
friend,’ said Jack Dadd with ostentatious loyalty, ‘but I must
say I prefer a lecture in the chapel from the Dutchman when he’s
sending us all to pot. We mayn’t take the whole in, and it ain’t
agreeable—exactly, to be called bad names, though it’s what we bargain
for from a parson, but when he comes it strong and hot it is more
rousing. If this is what you call poetry, ’Liza, you and Constable may
keep it to yourselves and welcome.’