Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 2 (of 3) — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Oliver Constable, miller and baker, Vol. 2 (of 3)
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‘But this ain’t what I call poetry,’ protested ’Liza, doubly wounded;
‘I never read anything like it. No poetry I ever heard of, or cared
for, could be about common old women and idiot boys. I have read about
outlaws and brigands, but they are out of the common as well as knights
and troubadours; I must say for myself, I always preferred lords
and ladies. As for lovers—and everybody knows most poetry is on the
tender passion—’ simpered ’Liza, ‘who would stop to hear how an old
married couple—like father and mother for instance, only a great deal
worse when you come to low clanjamphrey of weavers and shepherds, get
on or fall out? They are married for better, for worse, and must pull
together, and there’s an end of them.’
‘Don’t object to father just now,’ said ’Mily, ‘for if he had not
fallen asleep—small blame to him—and snored so that I had to stuff
my handkerchief into my mouth to keep myself from laughing right out
every time he struck in, I should either have fallen asleep myself, or
I could not have sat to the end of the drone. Call this cleverness and
the good of a university education! Then I am glad I ain’t clever in
the same way and that I have not even been away at a boarding-school,
though I used to tease mother to send me from home—just for the name
of the thing. I should have hated the learning and snapped my fingers
in the schoolmistress’s face, I dare say, before I was done.’
These open objections were the echo of the prevailing sentiments of a
large proportion of the audience. With regard to another section there
was decorous respect for Wordsworth. Public opinion has changed since
the criticism in the ‘Edinburgh Review’ was penned. Mrs. Hilliard was
singular in her freedom of speech—most people pretended or tried hard
to admire the poet, at least, while they strangled their tell-tale
yawns and came to the conclusion that Oliver Constable was casting
pearls before swine, the swine being the herd of tradespeople. Such
hearers sat through Oliver’s lecture with a commendable appearance of
attention. They knew what was due both to him and themselves, not to
say to Wordsworth, in their relative positions. Only a fine sprinkling
of choice sympathisers—turning up sometimes, like Miss Nancy Barr,
when least expected—responded to the lecturer with all their hearts.
But Catherine Hilliard was not in the last slender detachment any
more than in the others. She did not go with the multitude. Neither
could she be converted in an hour, though she realised that Oliver
woke up to his office, burst some of his bonds, and ended by lecturing
and speaking well. Certainly her lips fell a little apart in wistful
appreciation, and delicate light and colour came into the subdued
pallor of her face when he quoted
Lo! five blue eggs lie gleaming there,
and called the daisy
A queen in crown of rubies drest;