A dealer in ready-made linen advertises his shirts and chemisettes under the mellifluous appellation of "Male and Female Envelopes." GONE HOME.--413. One of the Richmond papers thus pleasantly announces the death of a newspaper man in the Libby prison:--"A Yankee reporter gone home to write up his reports by the fire." AN INCIDENT AND AN EPIGRAM.--414. It chanced one evening, at one of the great hotels, that a gentleman, seeking in vain for a candle with which to light himself to his room at a late hour, passed a young lady who had two candles, of which she politely offered him one. He took it and thanked her, and the next morning acknowledged the courtesy in the following epigram. Luckily for the poet (for his epigram would otherwise have been pointless), the young lady was as handsome as she was polite:-- "You gave me a candle: I give you my thanks, And add--as a compliment justly your due-- There isn't a girl in these feminine ranks Who could, if she tried, hold a candle to you!" JUST GOT MARRIED.--415. The following amusing incident took place upon one of the Ohio river steamboats:--While the boat was lying at Cincinnati, just ready to start for Louisville, a young man came on board, leading a blushing damsel by the hand, and approaching the polite clerk, in a suppressed voice; "I say," he exclaimed, "me and my wife have just got married, and I'm looking for accommodations." "Looking for a berth?" hastily inquired the clerk--passing tickets out to another passenger. "A _birth_! thunder and lightning, no!" gasped the astonished man; "_we ha'nt but just got married_; we want a place to stay all night, you know, and--and a bed." KIND AND SYMPATHETIC.--416. "What is the matter, my dear?" asked a wife of her husband, who had sat half an hour with his face buried in his hands, and apparently in great tribulation. "Oh, I don't know," said he; "I have felt like a fool all day." "Well," returned the wife, consolingly, "I'm afraid you'll never be any better--you look the picture of what you feel!" HUMAN NATURE.--417. Some wise man sagely remarked, "there is a good deal of human nature in man." It crops out occasionally in boys. One of the urchins in the school-ship _Massachusetts_, who was quite sick, was visited by a kind lady. The little fellow was suffering acutely, and his visitor asked him if she could do anything for him. "Yes," replied the patient, "read to me." "Will you have a story?" asked the lady. "No," answered the boy; "read from the Bible; read about Lazarus;" and the lady complied. The next day the visit was repeated, and again the boy asked the lady to read. "Shall I read from the Bible?" she inquired. "Oh, no," was the reply, "I'm better to-day; _read me a love story_." A YOUNG LADY'S SACRIFICE.--418.