"You nice chivalrous person!" she scoffed. "A fine friend you make for
a woman in distress."
"Distressed women aren't my forte," he said. "You should enlist the
sympathies of an unmarried man. These bachelors in their sublime
ignorance are bolder."
"I would enlist the help of George Dare," she said, "if it wasn't for
the unfortunate circumstance of his being--"
She broke off abruptly. To finish the sentence would have been to abuse
Dare's confidence, and she had no wish to do that.
"Of his being what?" Carruthers inquired, looking up.
"So far away," she finished lamely. "You see, you are on the spot."
"Yes," he admitted. "I wish I wasn't. As though a man's own domestic
troubles aren't sufficient without his being expected to shoulder
another man's neglected responsibilities. There are people whose
business it is to undertake these cases. If Mrs Arnott wants advice
she knows where to procure it."
"Oh! a woman never goes to a lawyer until she has exhausted every other
resource," Mrs Carruthers interposed.
"You are letting your imagination run away with your commonsense,"
Carruthers resumed. "It is more than possible that you have discovered
the proverbial mare's nest. Because Arnott leaves home a few hours
after the governess has done a bunk is no reason for concluding that
they have eloped together. The explanation is probably much more
simple."
"Then I wish you would explain it," she said with mild exasperation.
"Very likely they had a row," he returned; "and Arnott cleared out.
It's the male equivalent for feminine hysteria. A jealous woman can
make things fairly uncomfortable."
"He shouldn't give her cause for jealousy."
"Well, there of course," replied Carruthers, amused, "your argument is
unassailable. But these things will happen. Man was born to be a
hunter, you know; and throughout the ages woman has remained his
favourite quarry. It's pure instinct with us; and occasionally, as in
Arnott's case, instinct and opportunity occur simultaneously. In
employing a good-looking underling, a married woman courts disaster."
"Dickie," exclaimed his disgusted wife, "how dare you talk like that? I
am ashamed of you."
He laughed good-humouredly, and rose from his seat.
"And now," he said, "since you really wish it, I'll go in and comfort
Pamela. I'm in the mood for it."
She gave him a bright look, in which a smiling sarcasm strove with her
satisfaction in having gained this concession.
"You have just time before dinner, my fine hunter," she observed. "If
Pamela is in the humour, bring her back with you."