The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated
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“Mr. Long,” he cries, “it’s all a mishtake what yer sayin. As thrue as
I’m standin here,--and I’m tellin no lie, so I ain’t,--it was me that
did it, so it was. And they knowed it was me, so they did. And it was
only to play a little harrumless joke that I did it. I didn’t bring the
owl there at all, at all. He coom there himself. He howled, an the ony
blame to me wor, that I didn’t tell what I knowed. Besides, I thried
till alarrum the boys a bit. Nivir fear that wan av thim same goes mad.
They indured the excitemint, so they did. Afther a day or two, I tied a
sthring till the bell-knocker, an give it a bit av a pull, an I knocked
at the Raw-dons’ dure and at Jiggins’. An I’m the ony wan to blame; an
if there’s till be any punishin a goin; I’m the wan that’s going till
take it, so I am.”
All these words Pat poured forth with feverish impetuosity, as though
anxious to tell everything before he could be interrupted. Not a
word did he say about the other boys and the donkey. He left it to be
inferred that he was to be blamed for the donkey also. He intended--the
warm-hearted Irish lad--that he should be punished for that too.
“Mr. Long,” cried Bart, bursting in, “since Pat has told about the owl
himself, we can confess our share. We brought up the donkey.”
“An it worn’t a thrick,” said Pat. “It wor till frighten me, so it wor,
an make me stop me bell-pullins an knockins. That’s what it wor. An
didn’t I get it! I wor jest pullin the sthring that wor fastened till
the bell, whin the donkey let aff a bray that knocked me clain from me
oun room all the way down stairs, head over heels, an fut first. That’s
what it did. An that’s as thrue as I’m standin here a tellin av it.”
Mr. Long now began to question them, and soon all the facts were
elicited. As the truth became known, the severity of his manner relaxed,
and his tone became pleasant and kindly.
“Well, boys,” said he, “all this puts the matter in a very different
light. The owl came and screeched himself. Pat was only to blame for
assisting the excitement. You were only to blame for taking so very
violent a way to stop the affair. It might have been stopped without
that, if you had simply told all about it. But I see the odd kind of
motive you had. You merely wished to surround the denouement, as you
say, with such absurd accompaniments, that no boy on the hill would ever
dare to hint at a ghost again. Well, I may not like your way of going to
work, but I at least understand your motives. I need not say how glad I
am at this explanation. I came here under a false impression, and regret
that I spoke with such severity. The only thing that I blame about this
is, that it was what is called a practical joke, both on Pat’s part
and on yours; and that is a thing which I have always endeavored to put
down. So now, boys,” he concluded, “let me say--”
At this moment there came a faint rap at the door.