The Count's Millions — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Count's Millions
John Stuart Mill · en
“And now my little fighting-cock is going to feed,” thought Chupin. He,
too, was hungry; and he was trying to think of some modest restaurant
in the neighborhood, when two young men passed near him and glanced into
the cafe.
“Look, there’s Wilkie!” observed one of them.
“That’s so, upon my word!” responded the other. “And he has money, too;
fortune has smiled upon him.”
“How do you know that?”
“Why, by watching the fellow; one can tell the condition of his purse
as correctly as he could himself. If his funds are low, he has his meals
brought to his room from a cook-shop where he has credit; his mustache
droops despondingly; he is humble even to servility with his friends,
and he brushes his hair over his forehead. When he is in average
circumstances, he dines at Launay’s, waxes his mustache, and brushes his
hair back from his face. But when he dines at the Cafe Riche, my boy,
when he has dyed his mustache, and tips his hat over his ear, and
deports himself in that arrogant fashion, why, he has at least five or
six thousand francs in his pocket, and all is well with him.”
“Where does he get his money from?”
“Who can tell?”
“Is he rich?”
“He must have plenty of money--I lent him ten louis once, and he paid me
back.”
“Zounds! He’s a very honorable fellow, then.” Thereupon the two young
men laughed, and passed on.
Chupin had been greatly edified. “Now I know you as well as if I were
your concierge,” he muttered, addressing the unconscious Wilkie; “and
when I’ve followed you home, and learned your number, I shall have
richly earned the fifty francs M. Fortunat promised me.” As well as he
could judge through the windowpane, M. Wilkie was eating his dinner
with an excellent appetite. “Ah!” he exclaimed, not without envy, “these
fighting-cocks take good care of their stomachs. He’s there for an hour
at least, and I shall have time to run and swallow a mouthful myself.”
So saying, Chupin hastened to a small restaurant in a neighboring
street, and magnificently disbursed the sum of thirty-nine sous. Such
extravagance was unusual on his part, for he had lived very frugally
since he had taken a vow to become rich. Formerly, when he lived from
hand to mouth--to use his own expression--he indulged in cigars and in
absinthe; but now he contented himself with the fare of an anchorite,
drank nothing but water, and only smoked when some one gave him a cigar.
Nor was this any great privation to him, since he gained a penny by
it--and a penny was another grain of sand added to the foundation of his
future wealth. However, this evening he indulged in the extravagance of
a glass of wine, deciding in his own mind that he had fairly earned it.