The government crack-down on Fun Incorporated had produced a few
tangible changes in Double AP, as far as Phil could judge from his last
visit. The burlesque juke boxes were padlocked, the rubberoid figures
that would shimmy orgiastically for a quarter were shrouded from view.
Dresses were perhaps an inch higher than usual on the bosoms of the
girls working in concessions. There didn't seem to be any shifty-eyed
gents recruiting special parties to meet a gambling robot or enjoy
some other form of illegal entertainment. In front of the side show
someone was painting out the sign that read, "See the Woman With Four
Mammary Glands!" Phil noticed Dion looking up at this defacement rather
wistfully.
Yet there was an uneasiness in the park, and it wasn't just that the
crowd was light. Barkers called out too suddenly and stopped too
soon. Customers hesitated uncomfortably in front of concessions, then
shuffled morosely on. Over-age glamor girls ready to dodge rubber
rocks, or have their bedclothes or skirts jerked off when a spaceball
hit its planet-simulating target, were a trifle hysterical in the
challenges they shrilled at passing patrons. The cries coming faintly
from the top of the 1,000 foot drop in the Spaceship Ride weren't the
usual terrified but delighted squeals; they sounded more like wails.
Perhaps the fall of Fun Incorporated had caused people who pathetically
treasured their thrills, or the money to be made from them, to wonder,
"What next?" Perhaps President Barnes' rambling apocalyptic speeches
had finally taken effect, making people ask themselves what they were
getting from the so-called pleasures of life, especially the more
highly advertised ones. Perhaps the government directive just now being
barked from the public news-speakers for the destruction of all cats
had given people a "We'd be safer at home" feeling.
Or it may have been that the uneasiness at Double AP was part of a
general feeling gripping America, a feeling that had been gathering
power in the unconscious and just now burst into thought, a feeling
that something that even the government couldn't handle was stalking
invisibly, whether for good or ill, behind each man.
Of course, for Phil the menacing stalkers were two very definite
figures: Carstairs and Buck, who at the moment were shepherding their
unwilling assistants through the pupil of one of several surrealistic
eyes that served as the entrances to the Bug-Eyed Bar.
Tonight the gaudy tavern was emptier than the Park outside. Its
famous Ten-G Highballs and Stun-Gun Cocktails were going begging. Its
notoriously drink-hungry hostesses were conspicuous by their absence.
The only two customers were being served soda pop by the smaller of the
two bartenders, making it very simple for Juno, Phil, Mary and Dion to
climb onto pneumo-barstools in front of the other bartender. Carstairs
and Buck stood close behind them.