Buck let out an adolescent guffaw and handed two guns, butt-first, to
Brimstine.
"Reckon I better check my shootin' arns, podner," he explained,
adapting his hillbilly accent to cowboy lingo. Moe accepted them,
tested one by shooting out a light in the ceiling, and put them away.
Likewise Carstairs gave up his weapons, with the added injunction that
Moe was to sell them and use the money to buy more liquor when the bar
gave out.
Juno, with a smacking big whiskey in front of her, leaned across Phil
and assured Mary, "From now on, I'll believe every word nuts tell me,
especially you and Sash."
"And I'll always tell you when we're lying," Mary assured her back,
rather mumblingly, since Dion was nuzzling her.
As customers drifted into the bar by ones and twos, Brimstine called
them to join the party. As soon as they did, they became as friendly
and glowing as anyone else. After a time there was a small crowd and
Moe did nothing but pour, shake and serve. Shortly he quit the shaking
part.
Mary broke away from Dion and picked up the Brimstine doll and hugged
and kissed it, saying, "You dear, dear man." Moe paused for a moment in
his bartending to shut his eyes and quake ecstatically.
Then Lucky came out from under the bar and jumped on it and walked up
and down in a very lordly way but with a definite lurch. After a bit
he jumped down in front of the bar and the crowd parted for him. The
drunken green creature zigzagged with dignity toward an exit.
Moe heaved himself over the bar, spilling several drinks, and called
out, "Come on, everyone, let's have fun! Everything at Double AP is
free!"
And so a bacchanalian procession began to weave through All Pleasures
Amusement Park, with Moe serving as Bacchus, Lucky as a leopard, and,
thought Phil, if the others only knew about Dion.
There were nymphs a-plenty, as Moe invited each girl to leave her
concession after everybody that wanted had a turn and Moe had explained
how the games were gimmicked and all the prizes had been distributed or
at least offered.
Once or twice concession owners bleated indignantly at Moe's rallying
cry, "It's all free, folks!" But their objections always dissolved at
Lucky's arrival.
The procession grew steadily larger. Occasionally groups would leave it
to go on free rides, but there weren't as many of these groups as might
have been expected and they always seemed to be happy to get back.
Moe was enjoying himself with godlike capacity. He skipped like a lamb
on the rubberized surfacing. He had a word and a joke for everyone and
could always think of a new stunt to cap his last. Perhaps he reached
his high point when he loosed a tiger and two black panthers from the
animal show. Arousing no fear, they wove in and out of the procession
happily, accepting caresses from everyone but apparently getting the
most pleasure out of lowering their necks to rub Lucky's.