Dion flexed his impressive muscles, took up the mallet, and crashed it
down with a force which the spectators felt with their back teeth. The
bell clanged, the light flashed and the big foot started its descent.
At the same time, Dora Pannes pushed out of the crowd from the
direction of Pluto's Palace and walked haughtily past Dion with never
a glance at him or anyone else. She was moving toward Lucky with the
single-purposeness of a sleep walker.
Disregarding the kicked lovely lady, Dion sprang upon Dora Pannes,
crushed her to his hairy chest, and started suffocating her with
kisses. Phil gallantly stepped forward and caught the lovely lady. His
knees sagged. She was now within range of Lucky's influence and pursed
her lips invitingly at Phil, but he quickly set her down, aghast at
something else.
With a sudden howl of furious anger, Dion had pushed Dora Pannes away
from him, so that she fell down heavily. Before anyone could stop him,
Dion snatched up the mallet and brought it down with a titanic crash on
the head of the gorgeous violet blonde.
"I in love with thing like that!" he screamed. "Aah!" And he continued
to batter the beautiful head and body so that it bounced up and down on
the rubber.
Phil was doubly shocked because this was occurring in Lucky's presence.
In fact, the green cat, sitting calmly in front of Phil, seemed to be
looking on with approval.
Dora Pannes began to writhe crippledly and lasciviously between blows
and to sing "Slap Me Silly Honey" in a hideously gay voice. Then her
head, flattened by repeated blows, split open. But instead of brains
there spilled out fragments of glass, plastic and metal, some of them
with wires attached. Her voice rose in a final meaningless duck quack
and she stopped moving.
A number of realizations fitted themselves together in Phil's mind
at this proof that Dora Pannes was not a human being, but the most
advanced of mannequins created by Fun Incorporated's technicians, a
robot operating by scanners and instruction tapes. Why, even her name
was a pun from Greek mythology, a rough anagram of Pandora, the metal
maiden constructed, if Phil remembered Dr. Romadka correctly, at the
command of Zeus.
As Dion finally put down the mallet, a girl in slacks broke out of
the crowd and grabbed Phil's arm. It was Mitzie Romadka, panting and
disheveled. Behind her darted Sacheverell Akeley.
"Jack and Cookie managed to slug Llewellyn," she panted, "and tried
to do the same to us. We got away from them, but they've gone to warn
Billig."
Looking around quickly, Phil realized that they had. Standing in the
gloomy entrance to Pluto's Palace was Mr. Billig, flanked by a half
dozen gleaming sales-robots. Only these sales-robots had gun muzzles
jutting from their gleaming turrets. Billig had a box slung to his
chest.
"Any funny business from anyone and they mow down the crowd," he
called, his fingers poised over the box. "Dora, stun that cat and bring
it here."