The happiest time of their lives — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The happiest time of their lives
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“Please don’t,” she answered. “I don’t want it.”
“Ah, the clever ones don’t.”
“I never pretended to be clever.”
“Perhaps not; but I’d trust your intuition where I would pay no attention
to a clever person.”
Lanley laughed.
“I think you’d better express that a little differently, Wilsey,” he
said; but his legal adviser did not notice him.
“My daughter came to me the other day,” he went on to Mrs. Baxter, “and
said, ‘Father, don’t you think women ought to have the vote some day?’
and I said, ‘Yes, my dear, just as soon as men have the babies.’”
“There’s no answer to that,” said Mrs. Baxter.
“I fancy not,” said Wilsey. “I think I put the essence of it in that
sentence.”
“If ever women get into power in this country, I shall live abroad.”
“O Mrs. Baxter,” said Mrs. Wayne, “really you don’t understand women--”
“I don’t? Why, Mrs. Wayne, I am a woman.”
“All human beings are spiteful and inaccurate and all those things you
said; but that isn’t _all_ they are. The women I see, the wives of my
poor drunkards are so wonderful, so patient. They are mothers and
wage-earners and sick nurses, too; they’re not the sort of women you
describe. Perhaps,” she added, with one of her fatal impulses toward
concession, “perhaps your friends are untrustworthy and spiteful, as
you say--”
Mrs. Baxter drew herself up. “My friends, Mrs. Wayne,” she said--“my
friends, I think, will compare favorably even with the wives of your
drunkards.”
Mr. Lanley rose to his feet.
“Shall we go up-stairs?” he said. Mr. Wilsey offered Mrs. Baxter his
arm. “An admirable answer that of yours,” he murmured as he led her from
the room, “admirable snub to her perfectly unwarranted attack on you and
your friends.”
“Of course you realize that she doesn’t know any of the people I know,”
said Mrs. Baxter. “Why should she begin to abuse them?”
Mr. Wilsey laughed, and shook his finger.
“Just because she doesn’t know them. That, I’m afraid, is the rub. That’s
what I usually find lies behind the socialism of socialists--the sense of
being excluded. This poor lady has evidently very little _usage du
monde_. It is her pitiful little protest, dear Madam, against your charm,
your background, your grand manner.”
They sank upon an ample sofa near the fire, and though the other end of
the large room was chilly, Lanley and Mrs. Wayne moved thither with a
common impulse.
Mrs. Wayne turned almost tearfully to Lanley.
“I’m so sorry I’ve spoiled your party,” she said.
“You’ve done much worse than that,” he returned gravely.
“O Mr. Lanley,” she wailed, “what have I done?”
“You’ve spoiled a friendship.”
“Between you and me?”
He shook his head.
“Between them and me. I never heard people talk such nonsense, and yet
I’ve been hearing people talk like that all my life, and have never taken
it in. Mrs. Wayne, I want you to tell me something frankly--”
“Oh, I’m so terrible when I’m frank,” she said.
“Do I talk like that?”
She looked at him and looked away again.