This evil may have been justly attributed to the chivalrous ideas of
the monarch, who acted in defiance of his own wise decrees; since we
find him writing to his friend, Duplessis Mornay, who complained of
having been insulted, “I feel much hurt upon hearing of the insult you
have received, and in which I sympathise both as your sovereign and
your friend. In the first capacity, I shall see justice done, both for
your sake and mine; and if I only bore the second quality, you should
find me most ready to draw my sword, and most cheerfully to expose my
life.” Can it be surprising that such a monarch should have fallen
under an assassin’s blow? In November 1594, the eldest son of the Duc
de Guise, having sought a quarrel with the Comte de St. Pol, ran him
through the body in the streets of Rheims; yet, two years after, the
King appointed that very person to the government of Provence.
Ruffians of the most sanguinary disposition became noted and respected
under this popular Henry IV. One of them named Lagarde Valois, was
celebrated for his brutal deeds; another quarrelsome ruffian, named
Bazanez, was determined to have a trial of skill with him, and for this
purpose sent him a hat, ornamented with feathers, and accompanied
with a message, stating that he would wear it at the peril of his
life. Lagarde immediately put the hat upon his head, and set out in
quest of Bazanez, who was also looking for him in every direction.
Having at last met, after an exchange of mutual civilities the combat
began. Lagarde inflicted a wound on the forehead of his antagonist;
but, the head being harder than his steel, his sword was bent on the
skull: he was more fortunate in his next lounge, which penetrated his
antagonist’s body, when he exclaimed, “This is for the hat!” Another
thrust was equally successful, when he added, “And here is for the
feathers!” This purchase he did not deem sufficient, and he therefore
gave him a third wound, exclaiming, “And this is for the loop!” During
this polite conversation, seeing the blood of his opponent streaming
from his several wounds, he complimented him on the elegant fit of
his hat, when Bazanez infuriated, rushed upon him, breaking through
his guard, and, throwing him down, stabbed him in the throat with
his dagger, and repeated his desperate blows fourteen times in his
neck, chest, and stomach; while at each stab, as the wretched man
roared out for mercy, the other replied at every reiterated thrust,
“No! no! no!” However, during this conflict, the prostrate Lagarde
was not altogether idle; he bit off a portion of his adversary’s
chin, fractured his skull with the pommel of his sword, and “only
lost his courage with his life.” During this scene, the seconds were
amusing themselves also in fencing, until one of them was laid dead
on the field of honour. This Lagarde, it appears, was as concise in
his epistolary style as in his colloquial eloquence during a fight: