I went every day to see him, riding the six miles, to the hospital and
back, on a donkey, which added another chapter of novel experience. The
Canary Island donkey is a very diminutive quadruped, the colour of a
mouse and as innocent looking as a lamb. Its ears are about as long as
its legs. The price of the donkey’s hire includes the owner, who runs
behind and shouts, and prods him with a stick. After two days’ experience
I concluded that shouting and prodding were of no use whatever, and
realizing that the moral man in me was rapidly degenerating, I decided
on the third day to leave the driver at home and even pay a higher price
if necessary for the donkey without a driver, intending myself to assume
the management of this soft-eyed creature, who perhaps only needed a
little petting, for those eyes bespoke a peaceful temper. The owner
readily assented to the proposition and very wisely requested me to pay
in advance.
In a few minutes I had experienced to the full the pain of misplaced
confidence. My donkey was a facsimile of the immortal _Modestine_. Having
patted the donkey kindly and exchanged with her a long look of mutual
regard, I mounted. She started off on an easy trot until the owner was
out of sight. Then she stopped and stood still and declined to go on in
spite of coaxing, kicking and whipping, until I seriously thought of
building a fire under her to get her to move. While I was reflecting
upon the adaptation of means to ends and for the time had ceased from
all measures of coercion, she started as suddenly as she had stopped
and with as little reason. She seemed to be clear outside the principle
of causality that inheres in the universe. And having started, she ran
anywhere and in every direction, evincing neither purpose nor method in
her going except a marked predilection for hedges and brambles.