The animal, meanwhile, rises to his feet, sits down, then rises again,
turns round slowly, lifts one leg, then the other, lifts his arms and
turns round again. If he has a hat on he will take it off several times.
If by any chance he should have a coat on he will take the coat off too.
No matter how much he may take off they will still desire him to take
off more and complete the vaudeville. He turns round once or twice more,
moves each of his several limbs again, turns round again as an encore,
and then sits down, while the crowd yells appreciation and delight.
Then follows a lively discussion as to his appearance and proportions.
Some of them think he would be good-looking if he only had some colour,
but such a complexion would make anybody ugly. Others think that he is
good-looking even as he is. An interesting query, however, is whether his
whole body is white, or only his hands and face, the rest of him being
black like themselves. In order to settle this urgent question they beg
him to take off his trousers.
[Illustration: A GROUP OF ADMIRING NATIVES.
_They admire the white man’s hat as much as himself, and regard a suit of
blue denim as a nobler work than an honest man._]
The white man’s feelings are not seriously affected by the fact that they
evidently consider his hat quite as wonderful as himself, and a suit of
blue denim a nobler work than an honest man. Of course the first novelty
will soon wear off, but a white man, as long as he lives away from the
coast and the older settlements, will always be an object of wonder and
excitement, and will be expected to maintain his position by wonderful
and exciting performances. There is danger that the missionary will never
get used to it, but will lose his whole stock of patience and perhaps his
reason in the effort; and there is danger also that he will become so
well used to this inordinate attention that he will miss it dreadfully
when he comes home, and is relegated to his proper obscurity in American
society.