The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
John Stuart Mill · en
“It is well known,” he points out, “that no two bullets ever hit the same
spot. Nelson, or some other historical gink, once said that the safest
place for a man to put his head during a sea-fight was a hole made in a
ship’s side by a cannon-ball. Me for a shell-hole, every time!”
Boone Cruttenden thinks an ordinary trench dugout would be best. Else
what are dugouts for?
“It depends on who made them,” replies the veteran Major Powers. “The
German officer’s idea is all right. He turns on a squad of men, and they
construct for him a combined club and restaurant somewhere near the
centre of the earth. But even that is liable to have its exits blocked.
Personally, if I were under bombardment, I should stay out in the trench.
I am more likely to be hit, but less likely to be buried; and I don’t
intend to go putting the cart before the horse at _my_ funeral!”
All had an opportunity to test their theories—and their nerve—the first
afternoon after taking over the trenches. Boone and Jim shared a dugout
in the front line, sunk below the forward parapet, under the sandbags.
Having contracted the British habit of afternoon tea, they were occupied
towards five o’clock in brewing that beverage in a mess-tin, when
suddenly, with a whizz and a rush, a German shell passed over the trench
and burst amid a cloud of flying clods fifty yards beyond it.
“This is the afternoon bombardment that we were warned about,” said Jim,
pouring out two cups of tea. “Now we shall know whether we are shell-shy
or not!”
Boone took his aluminum teacup in his hand, and held it to his lips.
Simultaneously another shell landed outside—fifty yards short of the
parapet this time. The earth shook. Fragments of dirt and grit fell from
the sandbag ceiling into the tea. Boone regarded the hand which was
holding the teacup. He noted with secret satisfaction that though his
heart was bumping slightly, the hand was as steady as a rock.
“That is what is known as ‘bracketing,’ I guess,” said Nichols. “The next
shell will strike an average between the ranges of the first two and get
this happy home of ours just where the cork got the bottle.”
He was right—or nearly. Next moment, with a triumphant shriek, a shell
landed fairly in the trench, fifteen yards to their right. They felt
little concussion, for the trench was provided with stout earthen
traverses, which limited the radius of the explosion and blanketed its
force.
“The question before the House,” said Boone, “is whether we stay where we
are or go away from here. Hallo, what’s that?”
A hoarse cry was passing down the trench from mouth to mouth—a cry which
never fails to tug at a soldier’s heart, for he knows not what comrade
may be involved:
“Stretcher-bearers!”