"Mr. Birchmore, notwithstanding that I deprecated it, chose to make his
explanation. 'Kate was right,' said he; 'my first intention was to go
by train. Afterwards I decided on the boat, and left the hotel with the
purpose of getting our passage that way, and sending Kate word to meet
me at the landing. But the boat turned out to be so crowded that I
changed my mind again: it was then so late that I hadn't time to reach
the central railway station; my only chance of catching the train
was to jump into a droschkey at the steamboat landing and drive as
the _kutcher_ never drove before, for the lower station, which was
half-a-mile nearer. I got there barely in time; and Kate, it seems,
was waiting at the central all the while!'
"'And of course,' added Miss Birchmore, 'the people at the hotel fancied
he _had_ gone by the boat, and sent me word so. Oh yes, I understand it
all now; don't you, Mr. Gainsborough?'
"'I don't take it kindly of your father to strip away the illusions from
life so pitilessly,' returned I, in a humorous tone; 'I should have been
much happier in believing that he had flown through the air on the
Arabian king's wishing-carpet.' This sally sufficed to raise the smile
of which we all seemed so greatly in want, and so we got into the
ferry-boat in a comparatively easy frame of mind.
"The valet to whom I have already alluded sat on a thwart near the bows,
in such a position that I had a full view of him. A more unconciliating
object I have seldom beheld. His body and arms were long, but his legs
were short, and bowed outwards. His features were harsh, forbidding, and
strongly marked; but there was an expression of power stamped upon them
which fascinated my gaze in spite of the ugliness which would otherwise
have made me glad to look away. It was not the power of intellect, for
although there was plenty of a saturnine kind of intelligence in the
countenance, it was not to be supposed that a fellow in his position of
life would be remarkable for brains. No, this power was of another kind;
I do not know how to describe it; but I believe some people would get
out of the difficulty by calling it magnetic. Whatever it was, it
produced a very disagreeable impression on me, and I could not but
wonder that Mr. Birchmore should have chosen to take such a creature
into his employ. I had the sense, however, on this occasion to keep my
speculations to myself; I was resolved not to make a fool of myself
again if I could help it--at least, not with this particular family. I
noticed that whenever Mr. Birchmore had occasion to address this man, he
did so in a peculiarly severe and peremptory tone, very different from
his usual low-voiced style. There was seemingly no great affection for
him on his master's part, therefore; and certainly the valet looked
incapable of a tender feeling towards any human creature. Possibly,
however, he was invaluable as a servant, and his unpropitiating exterior
might cover an honest and faithful heart.