The Laughing Mill, and Other Stories — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Laughing Mill, and Other Stories
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"What did I do at your rooms last night? Was I queer at all? I had
intended calling on you that day, to tell you that Edna and I were
going to be married April 1st, and to get you for my best man. _Did_
I tell you? Because, if not, I do now. The fact is, you see, I had
been reading over some curious old family documents (I think I spoke
to you about them), and then I went up to Edna's and frightened her
half to death with telling her ghost stories about the locket I'd
given her as a betrothal gift (a queer little thing it is. Did I ever
mention it to you?) Well, going home I met young De Quincey, and he
proposed--he's always up to some devilry or other--he proposed doing
something which I shall never do again; I was a fool to try it at
all, but I had no notion how it would act. I'm afraid I may have
annoyed you. I have an idea I upset your ink-bottle, and that I got
it into my head that the ghost story I had been telling Edna was
true. How was it? I know I felt deathly sick the next morning; I'm
not certain whether it was the port-wine I drank, or that confounded
hasheesh that I took with young De Quincey. I promised Edna I'd never
take any more. Well, you won't object to being my best man, will you?
"J. C."
So far from explaining the essential mystery--the Ghostly Rival--this
letter of John's only makes it, to my mind, more inscrutable than ever.
Talk about coincidences! For my part, I prefer to believe in ghosts.
MRS. GAINSBOROUGH'S DIAMONDS.
I.
"Superb! I don't know when I have seen finer, Tom, really!"
"Ah!" said Tom, complacently handling his left whisker. "And," he added,
after a moment or two, "and thereby hangs a tale!"
It was after dinner--after one of Tom Gainsborough's snug, inimitable
little dinners; only we three--Tom, his wife, and myself: and a couple
of negro attendants, as well trained and less overpowering than the best
of the native English stock; and that charming dining-room, just big
enough, just cool enough, soft-carpeted, clear-walled, and the steady
white radiance of the argand burners descending upon the damask
tablecloth, crowned with fruits and flowers; and an agreeable shadow
over the rest of the room, so that those sable servitors could perform
their noiseless evolutions unseen; and a pervading sense of unconscious
good-breeding and unobtrusive wealth; and----but I will not speak of the
china; I will not descant upon Tom's wines; I don't wish to make other
people envious. Only it was all inexpressibly good, from fascinating
Mrs. Gainsborough and her diamonds, down.