“Look you there now!” said Bob, evasively. “Didn’t I know as you’d
remember the best bargains you’ve made in your life was made wi’
packmen? Why, you see even a squintin’ packman’s better nor a shopman
as can see straight. Lors! if I’d had the luck to call at the stone
house wi’ my pack, as lies here,”—stooping and thumping the bundle
emphatically with his fist,—“an’ th’ handsome young lasses all stannin’
out on the stone steps, it ud’ ha’ been summat like openin’ a pack,
that would. It’s on’y the poor houses now as a packman calls on, if it
isn’t for the sake o’ the sarvant-maids. They’re paltry times, these
are. Why, mum, look at the printed cottons now, an’ what they was when
you wore ’em,—why, you wouldn’t put such a thing on now, I can see. It
must be first-rate quality, the manifactur as you’d buy,—summat as ’ud
wear as well as your own faitures.”
“Yes, better quality nor any you’re like to carry; you’ve got nothing
first-rate but brazenness, I’ll be bound,” said Mrs Glegg, with a
triumphant sense of her insurmountable sagacity. “Mr Glegg, are you
going ever to sit down to your tea? Tom, there’s a cup for you.”
“You speak true there, mum,” said Bob. “My pack isn’t for ladies like
you. The time’s gone by for that. Bargains picked up dirt cheap! A bit
o’ damage here an’ there, as can be cut out, or else niver seen i’ the
wearin’, but not fit to offer to rich folks as can pay for the look o’
things as nobody sees. I’m not the man as ’ud offer t’ open my pack to
_you_, mum; no, no; I’m a imperent chap, as you say,—these times makes
folks imperent,—but I’m not up to the mark o’ that.”
“Why, what goods do you carry in your pack?” said Mrs Glegg.
“Fine-coloured things, I suppose,—shawls an’ that?”
“All sorts, mum, all sorts,” said Bob,—thumping his bundle; “but let us
say no more about that, if _you_ please. I’m here upo’ Mr Tom’s
business, an’ I’m not the man to take up the time wi’ my own.”
“And pray, what _is_ this business as is to be kept from me?” said Mrs
Glegg, who, solicited by a double curiosity, was obliged to let the
one-half wait.
“A little plan o’ nephey Tom’s here,” said good-natured Mr Glegg; “and
not altogether a bad ’un, I think. A little plan for making money;
that’s the right sort o’ plan for young folks as have got their fortin
to make, eh, Jane?”
“But I hope it isn’t a plan where he expects iverything to be done for
him by his friends; that’s what the young folks think of mostly
nowadays. And pray, what has this packman got to do wi’ what goes on in
our family? Can’t you speak for yourself, Tom, and let your aunt know
things, as a nephey should?”