“Eh mum, I’m loth, that I am,” said Bob, slowly depositing his pack on
the step, and beginning to untie it with unwilling fingers. “But what
you order shall be done” (much fumbling in pauses between the
sentences). “It’s not as you’ll buy a single thing on me,—I’d be sorry
for you to do it,—for think o’ them poor women up i’ the villages
there, as niver stir a hundred yards from home,—it ’ud be a pity for
anybody to buy up their bargains. Lors, it’s as good as a junketing to
’em when they see me wi’ my pack, an’ I shall niver pick up such
bargains for ’em again. Least ways, I’ve no time now, for I’m off to
Laceham. See here now,” Bob went on, becoming rapid again, and holding
up a scarlet woollen Kerchief with an embroidered wreath in the corner;
“here’s a thing to make a lass’s mouth water, an’ on’y two shillin’—an’
why? Why, ’cause there’s a bit of a moth-hole ’i this plain end. Lors,
I think the moths an’ the mildew was sent by Providence o’ purpose to
cheapen the goods a bit for the good-lookin’ women as han’t got much
money. If it hadn’t been for the moths, now, every hankicher on ’em ’ud
ha’ gone to the rich, handsome ladies, like you, mum, at five shillin’
apiece,—not a farthin’ less; but what does the moth do? Why, it nibbles
off three shillin’ o’ the price i’ no time; an’ then a packman like me
can carry ’t to the poor lasses as live under the dark thack, to make a
bit of a blaze for ’em. Lors, it’s as good as a fire, to look at such a
hankicher!”
Bob held it at a distance for admiration, but Mrs Glegg said sharply:
“Yes, but nobody wants a fire this time o’ year. Put these coloured
things by; let me look at your nets, if you’ve got ’em.”
“Eh, mum, I told you how it ’ud be,” said Bob, flinging aside the
coloured things with an air of desperation. “I knowed it ud’ turn
again’ you to look at such paltry articles as I carry. Here’s a piece
o’ figured muslin now, what’s the use o’ you lookin’ at it? You might
as well look at poor folks’s victual, mum; it ’ud on’y take away your
appetite. There’s a yard i’ the middle on’t as the pattern’s all
missed,—lors, why, it’s a muslin as the Princess Victoree might ha’
wore; but,” added Bob, flinging it behind him on to the turf, as if to
save Mrs Glegg’s eyes, “it’ll be bought up by the huckster’s wife at
Fibb’s End,—that’s where _it’ll_ go—ten shillin’ for the whole lot—ten
yards, countin’ the damaged un—five-an’-twenty shillin’ ’ud ha’ been
the price, not a penny less. But I’ll say no more, mum; it’s nothing to
you, a piece o’ muslin like that; you can afford to pay three times the
money for a thing as isn’t half so good. It’s nets _you_ talked on;
well, I’ve got a piece as ’ull serve you to make fun on——”
“Bring me that muslin,” said Mrs Glegg. “It’s a buff; I’m partial to
buff.”