The Sorrows of Satan: or, The Strange Experience of One Geoffrey Tempest, Millionaire: A Romance
John Stuart Mill · en
"All the English (not foreign) editors and journalists!" said Lucio with
an air of pious rapture--"and why? Because they are so good, so just, so
unprejudiced! Their foreign brethren will be reserved for the eternal
dance of devils of course--but the Britishers will pace the golden
streets singing Alleluia! I assure you I consider British journalists
generally the noblest examples of incorruptibility in the world--they
come next to the clergy as representatives of virtue, and exponents of
the three evangelical counsels,--voluntary poverty, chastity, and
obedience!" Such mockery glittered in his eyes, that the light in them
might have been the reflection of clashing steel. "Be consoled,
Geoffrey," he resumed--"your fame is honourably won. You have simply,
through me, approached one critic who writes in about twenty newspapers
and influences others to write in other twenty,--that critic being a
noble creature, (all critics are noble creatures) has a pet 'society'
for the relief of authors in need (a noble scheme you will own) and to
this charity I subscribe out of pure benevolence, five hundred pounds.
Moved by my generosity and consideration, (particularly as I do not ask
what becomes of the five hundred) McWhing 'obliges' me in a little
matter. The editors of the papers for which he writes accept him as a
wise and witty personage; _they_ know nothing about the charity or the
cheque,--it is not necessary for them to know. The whole thing is really
quite a reasonable business arrangement;--it is only a self-tormenting
analyst like you who would stop to think of such a trifle a second
time."
"If McWhing really and conscientiously admired my book for itself;" I
began.
"Why should you imagine he does not?" asked Lucio--"Myself, I believe
that he is a perfectly sincere and honorable man. I think he means all
he says and writes. I consider that if he had found your work not worthy
of his commendation, he would have sent me back that cheque for five
hundred pounds, torn across in a noble scorn!"
And with this, throwing himself back in his chair, he laughed till the
tears came into his eyes.
But I could not laugh; I was too weary and depressed. A heavy sense of
despair was on my mind; I felt that the hope which had cheered me in my
days of poverty,--the hope of winning real Fame, so widely different a
thing to notoriety, had vanished. There was some quality in the subtle
glory which could not be won by either purchase or influence. The praise
of the press could not give it. Mavis Clare, working for her bread, had
it,--I, with millions of money, had not. Like a fool I had thought to
buy it; I had yet to learn that all the best, greatest, purest and
worthiest things in life are beyond all market-value and that the gifts
of the gods are not for sale.