The Sorrows of Satan: or, The Strange Experience of One Geoffrey Tempest, Millionaire: A Romance
John Stuart Mill · en
Again the rich colour flushed her cheeks, and she gave Lucio her hand.
He bowed over it in courtly fashion,--but did not kiss it as he had
kissed the hand of Mavis Clare. We passed into the house, through the
drawing-room, and out again into the gardens, Lord Elton being loud in
his praise of the artistic manner in which his former dwelling had been
improved and embellished. Soon the lawn was sprinkled with gaily attired
groups of people,--and my duties as host began in hard earnest. I had to
be greeted, complimented, flattered, and congratulated on my approaching
marriage by scores of hypocrites who nearly shook my hand off in their
enthusiasm for my wealth. Had I become suddenly poor, I thought grimly,
not one of them would have lent me a sovereign! The guests kept on
arriving in shoals, and when there were about three or four hundred
assembled, a burst of exquisite music sounded, and a procession of pages
in scarlet and gold, marching two by two appeared, carrying trays full
of the rarest flowers tied up in bouquets, which they offered to
all the ladies present. Exclamations of delight arose on every
side,--exclamations which were for the most part high-pitched and
noisy,--for the 'swagger set' have long ceased to cultivate softness of
voice or refinement of accent,--and once or twice the detestable slang
word, 'ripping' escaped from the lips of a few dashing dames, reputed to
be 'leaders' of style. Repose of manner, dignity and elegance of
deportment, however, are no longer to be discovered among the present
'racing' duchesses and gambling countesses of the bluest blue blood of
England, so one does not expect these graces of distinction from them.
The louder they can talk, and the more slang they can adopt from the
language of their grooms and stable-boys, the more are they judged to be
'in the swim' and 'up to date.' I speak, of course, of the modern scions
of aristocracy. There are a few truly 'great ladies' left, whose maxim
is still '_noblesse oblige_,'--but they are quite in the minority and by
the younger generation are voted either 'old cats' or 'bores.' Many of
the 'cultured' mob that now swarmed over my grounds had come out of the
sheerest vulgar curiosity to see what 'the man with five millions' could
do in the way of entertaining,--others were anxious to get news, if
possible, of the chances of 'Phosphor' winning the Derby, concerning
which I was discreetly silent. But the bulk of the crowd wandered
aimlessly about, staring impertinently or enviously at each other, and
scarcely looking at the natural loveliness of the gardens or the
woodland scenery around them. The brainlessness of modern society is
never so flagrantly manifested as at a garden-party, where the restless
trousered and petticoated bipeds move vaguely to and fro, scarcely
stopping to talk civilly or intelligently to one another for five
minutes, most of them hovering dubiously and awkwardly between the
refreshment-pavilion and the band-stand.