The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
“For Heaven’s sake, Captain,” sniffed Murray, “I doubt that I would
have waited for you if I had suspected you were so desperate as to
resort to swill barrels. I”—
“Cheese it,” said the Captain, harshly. “I’m not hogging it yet. It’s
all on the outside. I went around on Essex and proposed marriage to
that Catrina that’s got the fruit shop there. Now, that business could
be built up. She’s a peach as far as a Dago could be. I thought I had
that senoreena mashed sure last week. But look what she done to me! I
guess I got too fresh. Well there’s another scheme queered.”
“You don’t mean to say,” said Murray, with infinite contempt, “that you
would have married that woman to help yourself out of your disgraceful
troubles!”
“Me?” said the Captain. “I’d marry the Empress of China for one bowl of
chop suey. I’d commit murder for a plate of beef stew. I’d steal a
wafer from a waif. I’d be a Mormon for a bowl of chowder.”
“I think,” said Murray, resting his head on his hands, “that I would
play Judas for the price of one drink of whiskey. For thirty pieces of
silver I would”—
“Oh, come now!” exclaimed the Captain in dismay. “You wouldn’t do that,
Murray! I always thought that Kike’s squeal on his boss was about the
lowest-down play that ever happened. A man that gives his friend away
is worse than a pirate.”
Through the park stepped a large man scanning the benches where the
electric light fell.
“Is that you, Mac?” he said, halting before the derelicts. His diamond
stickpin dazzled. His diamond-studded fob chain assisted. He was big
and smooth and well fed. “Yes, I see it’s you,” he continued. “They
told me at Mike’s that I might find you over here. Let me see you a few
minutes, Mac.”
The Captain lifted himself with a grunt of alacrity. If Charlie
Finnegan had come down in the bottomless pit to seek him there must be
something doing. Charlie guided him by an arm into a patch of shadow.
“You know, Mac,” he said, “they’re trying Inspector Pickering on graft
charges.”
“He was my inspector,” said the Captain.
“O’Shea wants the job,” went on Finnegan. “He must have it. It’s for
the good of the organization. Pickering must go under. Your testimony
will do it. He was your ‘man higher up’ when you were on the force. His
share of the boodle passed through your hands. You must go on the stand
and testify against him.”
“He was”—began the Captain.
“Wait a minute,” said Finnegan. A bundle of yellowish stuff came out of
his inside pocket. “Five hundred dollars in it for you. Two-fifty on
the spot, and the rest”—
“He was my friend, I say,” finished the Captain. “I’ll see you and the
gang, and the city, and the party in the flames of Hades before I’ll
take the stand against Dan Pickering. I’m down and out; but I’m no
traitor to a man that’s been my friend.” The Captain’s voice rose and
boomed like a split trombone. “Get out of this park, Charlie Finnegan,
where us thieves and tramps and boozers are your betters; and take your
dirty money with you.”