Parkinson was quite sure that Johnnie would become an author, he was
so fond of books and of writing. He could use up a twenty-dollar copy
of Spenser in four minutes by the watch, accomplishing this remarkable
feat by climbing up to the desk, and with pen and ink scratching and
scrawling strange diagrams on the dainty pages. Johnnie was quite
enterprising, too, in the department of mechanics. The barometer,
which hung in the hall, was a great mystery to him; and one day he
climbed up to it on a chair, to make an examination. In the course of
his investigations, he managed, by the exercise of great skill, to
destroy the instrument in a very brief space of time. But Johnnie’s
greatest achievement in this line was picking his father’s gold watch
to pieces, in order to find the “tick” in it, thus exhibiting a thirst
for hidden knowledge worthy of encouragement.
Dick Birch and lady once called Johnnie the “three million boy,”
because this sum depended upon him; but neither Eugene nor Mary liked
the idea. The “little darling,” with all his rare accomplishments, was
the choicest gift of God to them, worth more than three millions, and
was loved and prized for his own sake alone. Though his “nose was out
of joint” now, and had been for a year, by the appearance of Miss Mary
Hungerford, the young gentleman hardly suffered by the addition of a
sister to share his caresses. Miss Hungerford, being but a year old,
made no long speeches, though wonderful things were expected of her.
She was, however, a remarkably forward child, and could tumble out of a
chair, if they would only let her, almost as well as Johnnie himself.
She had an astonishing talent for eating and sleeping, though, not
being an epicure, she did not insist upon variety in her diet.
If Johnnie sneezed, all Pine Hill was thrown into commotion, and
his father had seriously entertained the idea of having a physician
resident at the mansion, that no delay might be experienced when the
little fellow barked hoarsely, or exhibited any symptom of a dangerous
disease. But, though the parents were inclined to be perniciously
indulgent, they were sensible people in the main. Pastry, cakes, and
confects were wholly banished from the tables, except on extraordinary
occasions; beef and mutton, bread and milk, were the staple articles of
diet, for parents as well as children, for the latter would not cry for
what they did not see. Johnnie lived mainly on fresh air, and on the
approach of his father’s thirtieth birthday, he was perfectly healthy,
and as fat and rosy as the child of a poor laborer.
Poppleton had been progressing during these four years. Eugene had been
busy all the time. The library was in excellent working condition;
the lyceum and the recreations were successful. The chapel had been
diffusing the light of the gospel; Miss Thompson still labored as
a missionary among the poor, and John Porter preached practical
Christianity.