Through the school: The experiences of a mill boy in securing an education
John Stuart Mill · en
For two years I had sat with my fellow victims in the little chapel
where our hymns of praise and our prayers had been wont to ascend.
Class by class we sat, the lower classes unimportant in dramatic
possibilities because they were to be examined merely on Hebrew and
Church History, and surely it would have taken a persecutor with a
keener nose than Hildebrand or a Scotch vestryman to cull a heresy
on the Trinity or the Virgin Birth from a _hiphil_ or a _hophal_ or
a padrigram with a _kametshhatauph_ in it! In fact, after a minister
has been away from the Seminary a few years, he attends these oral
examinations in Hebrew, merely to nod his head at the recital of every
jot and the pronunciation of every drunken row of consonants, as if
it were a matter of every-day understanding with him, and needed no
comment! At least, it seemed so to me as I watched during my first
experience as a participant in an oral examination in Hebrew. Neither
is there much of a chance for heresy-hunting in Church History, for is
it not, in itself, a record of heresy after heresy? But “the senior
class in Theology!” The mere announcement of such an event is enough
to lure from his tombs every theological ragger who ever drew breath.
Think of the chance: to be given _carte blanche_ with eight young
students who are ready to be quizzed on their theology!
The senior class sit in their students’ chairs hardly comprehending
what they face. Perhaps because they are young and have a certain
amount of _bel esprit_, in any case, they sit ready; each one ready
to take up arms in defense of the orthodoxy of the seminary of that
present year against the orthodoxy of the seminary forty, fifty, or
fifty-eight years ago; a clash which may have in it every element of
theological tragedy. That there may be need of it is clear, for in the
second settee of visitors sits a white-haired, stern-faced minister,
who had stopped progress before Darwin wakened the world, or ever First
Isaiah was said to have a double, or before such startling queries as
“What Sage Influenced the Psalter?” and “Did the Code of Hammurabi Help
Moses?” began to be made. He antedates those novelties: is strongly
entrenched, unwilling to lend his ear to them lest Zion’s song be not
heard. Traditions of this man have been handed down to the seniors,
who now sit ready for his ringing challenge. They know he is waiting
eagerly for them, to follow every word, every answer that has in it any
deviation from the straight doctrine of _his_ senior year!
The examination begins. First the professor asks some questions that
will indicate the range and character of his instruction. The old man
jots down something in a note-book, which he holds in his hand, for he
is experienced in these matters. Then the cross-examination ensues. The
old minister asks, first of all, in a bewildered voice,