Through the school: The experiences of a mill boy in securing an education
John Stuart Mill · en
The program of the Blepoes one Friday evening was devoted to the
debate of the question: “Resolved: That the Bible Prohibits Athletic
Contests.” Larry Thomas, who debated for the Pro’s and who was almost
as well versed in biblical lore as was Jason, argued well, basing his
strongest rhetoric on Paul’s words: “I so run that I may receive a
prize,” and “I box, not as beating the air,” but, as Larry paraphrased
it, freely, “to give a knock-out, pure and simple, a plain indication
that Paul believed in the prize-ring and the running-track!” The
Anti’s, realizing the force of these quotations, attempted to minimize
their power by arguing, “Oh, Paul was only using the common terms of
his day; the ordinary experiences of unchristian men, to represent to
them the Christian life. That was all. He was not giving sanction to
sports.” This explanation, the judges informed us, considerably helped
the Anti’s, but the debate was declared a draw.
[Illustration: EVANGELICAL UNIVERSITY WAS TREATED TO ITS FIRST MATCH
GAME]
One Saturday morning when the air was crammed with the warmth and
lassitude of early summer, and a considerable number of Pro-Gymnasiums
were playing scrub baseball, one of the “Clamorous Eight,” in a fit of
healthy rebellion against the University, proposed:
“Say, fellows, this knocking out a ball is too tame. Let’s choose up
sides. There’s no harm in it!”
Thropper, who was not working that day, and myself, were among those
enjoying the sport, and in the excitement and thoughtlessness of the
minute we consented. I was placed in the field, Thropper went in the
catcher’s box. We even engaged the services of an umpire, though few
were found from whom we could select a capable official. Many of the
Pro’s dared not come into the game, but stood off ready to look on an
incident that should become historic, like a Civil War or a French
Revolution: the first matched game ever played on the University
grounds!
Jason looked on the opening of the game with horror. To him it seemed
that the Evil One had just made his bold appearance in the morale of
the institution. When he heard the umpire’s decisions and saw the sides
changing positions, and realized at last that the whole event had
actually developed into a matched game, he hurried to the home of the
Dean and gave notice of the rebellion that he had scented. Instantly
the authorities came, ordered the game disbanded, took our names for
Faculty discipline, and we left the field to the Anti’s, who sincerely
believed that Satan himself had been flouted.
But even the anti-match spirit of Jason and his band could not
eliminate from their joints and muscles the need of exercise, and
while they argued against the advent of contested sports, they could
be found on the cinder walk after supper, previous to the evening
prayer-service, leaping, bounding, twisting, and jumping, Jason in
competition manifesting the grace of a rheumatic frog.