So they pursued the adventure and went home with the fat woman, but
when she reached her parlour she plumped down on her knees and said
her prayers, and the devil vanished, and she was so enraged that she
swept Nicholas Bly out with her broom. He hammered on her door and
told her why his friend had vanished, and that if she would say her
prayers backward he would return. She said her prayers backwards and
Mr. Nicodemus returned.
VII: TIB STREET
The fat woman’s name was Mrs. Martin, and when she found that her
beloved had a tail she was not at all put out, but to avoid scandal,
cut it off.
All the same there was a scandal, for the fascination of Mr. Nicodemus
was irresistible, and the house was always full of women, and whenever
he went out he was followed by a herd of them. Mrs. Martin was jealous,
Mr. Bly sulked and Mr. Nicodemus had a busy time placating indignant
husbands and lovers. Not a house in Tib street but was in a state of
upheaval. The men sought consolation in drink, and presently there was
hardly one who had retained his work.
“We are getting on,” said Mr. Nicodemus. “We are getting on. In the
good old times men left their work to follow me, and it used to be a
favourite device of mine to make their work seem so repulsive to them
that they preferred thieving or fighting or even suffering to it. If we
end as we have begun, then Jah will be as isolated as you and I have
been.”
And he chuckled in triumph and bussed Mrs. Martin.
“That,” said she, “reminds me of Martin; and he was a oner, he was.
That’s worth anything to me.”
With that the good creature bustled off to arrange for a week’s charing
to keep her lodgers in food.
Shortlived, however was the triumph of Mr. Nicodemus, for, with the
women neglecting their homes and the men their work, the children
sickened and died, and no day passed but two or three little coffins
were taken to the cemetery. And in their grief the women remembered
Jah, and went to church to appease His wrath. The men were sobered and
returned to work, but at wages punitively reduced, so that their last
state was worse than their first, for the women were now devoted to Jah
and the children were empty and their bellies were pinched.
Nicholas Bly cursed Jah. The sight of the little coffins being taken
out of Tib Street reminded him of his own children and he went near mad
and vowed that Jah was taking them because He was a jealous God, one
who had taken Hell from the devil and their children from men in the
purblindness of His fury.
And he began to preach at the corner of Tib Street.
VIII: MR. BLY’S SERMON
He said: