Windmills: A book of fables — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Windmills: A book of fables
John Stuart Mill · en
Street oratory was at that time very common, but there was a note in
Mr. Bly’s eloquence which attracted many of the inhabitants of the
district, especially the young, and he achieved a certain fame. No
one knew exactly what he was talking about, for, except for expletive
purposes, the word Jah had dropped out of the vernacular. Mr. Bly
was assumed to be some kind of politician, and he was certainly more
exciting than most. Therefore his audiences were twice as large as
those of any other speaker. Seeing this, a Labour Agitator came to
him and offered him a place on his committee and a pound a week as a
lecturer.
“I can speak about nothing but Jah,” said Mr. Bly.
“Speak about anything you like so long as you catch their ears,” said
the agitator.
So Mr. Bly accepted the offer.
X: THE WIDOW MARTIN
When Mr. Bly told his infernal companion of his engagement Mr.
Nicodemus said:
“Talking is a very human way of creating a disturbance. My way and
Jah’s way is the way of corruption. We unseat the mind and poison the
soul with unsatisfiable desires. But if you wish it I will go with you.
We have lit a fire in Tib Street that will burn itself out without us.”
“I should like your company,” replied Mr. Bly. “It helps me to be
reminded that Jah has been unjust to more than human beings. It
redoubles my fury and kindles my eloquence. I am determined to earn my
pound a week and drive Jah out of the land.”
The devil began to draw on his shabby fur coat. Mrs. Martin had been
listening to their conversation. She burst in upon them and vowed that
her Nick should never, never leave her. With horrible callousness Mr.
Nicodemus told her that he was pledged to Mr. Bly, and asked her for
his tail. She refused to give it up, and was so stubborn that, at last,
after they had argued with her, and pleaded and stormed, and bribed
and bullied, she said she would produce his tail if she might go with
them; and they consented, for Mr. Nicodemus said that if he were ever
returned to power he would be in need of his tail, and indeed would be
a ridiculous object without it, his system of damnation being supported
by tradition and symbol and ritual.
They had a merry supper-party, and that night took train for the town
appointed for Mr. Bly’s first appearance on a political platform.
XI: MAKING A STIR