They never deprived me of my liberty, except when at table: indeed it
was always in my power to avoid the repast; but, being once seated, I
was obliged to sit late, and drink much. What a Swiss, and not drink!
so they would exclaim. For my own part, I confess, I am no enemy to
good wine, and that I have no dislike to a chearful glass; but I
dislike compulsion. I have observed that deceitful men are generally
sober, and that peculiar reserve at table frequently indicates a
duplicity of soul. A guileless heart is not afraid of the unguarded
eloquence and affectionate folly which commonly precede drunkenness;
but we ought always to avoid the excess. Yet even that was sometimes
impossible among these hearty Valaisians, their wine being strong, and
water absolutely excluded. Who could act the philosopher here, or be
offended with such honest people? In short, I drank to shew my
gratitude, and since they refused to take my money, I made them a
compliment of my reason.
They have another custom, not less embarrassing, which is practised
even in the houses of the magistrates themselves; I mean that of their
wives and daughters standing behind one’s chair, and waiting at table
like so many servants. This would be insupportable to the gallantry of
a Frenchman, especially as the women of this country are in general so
extremely handsome that one can hardly bear to be attended by the
maid. You may certainly believe them beautiful, since they appeared so
to me; for my eyes have been accustomed to Eloisa, and are therefore
extremely difficult to please.
As for me, who pay more regard to the manners of the people with whom
I reside, than to any rules of politeness, I received their services
in silence, and with a degree of gravity equal to that of Don Quixote
when he was with the Duchess. I could not however help smiling now
and then at the contrast between the rough old grey-beards at the
table, and the charming complexions of the fair attendant nymphs, in
whom a single word would excite a blush, which rendered their beauty
more glowing and conspicuous. Not that I could admire the enormous
compass of their necks, which resemble, in their dazzling whiteness
only, that perfect model which always formed in my imagination (for
though veiled, I have sometimes stolen a glance) that celebrated
marble which is supposed to excel in delicate proportion the most
perfect work of nature.
Be not surprized to find me so knowing in mysteries which you so
carefully conceal: it happens in spite of all your caution; one sense
instructs another. Notwithstanding the most jealous vigilance, there
will always remain some friendly interstice or other, through which
the sight performs the office of the touch. The curious, busy eye
insinuates itself with impunity under the flowers of a nosegay,
wanders beneath the spreading gauze, and conveys that elastic
resistance to the hand which it dares not experience.