The Confessions of Jean Jacques Rousseau — Complete
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Her principal project at the time I am now speaking of was that of
establishing a Royal Physical Garden at Chambery, with a Demonstrator
attached to it; it will be unnecessary to add for whom this office was
designed. The situation of this city, in the midst of the Alps, was
extremely favorable to botany, and as Madam de Warens was always for
helping out one project with another, a College of Pharmacy was to be
added, which really would have been a very useful foundation in so poor
a country, where apothecaries are almost the only medical practitioners.
The retreat of the chief physician, Grossi, to Chambery, on the demise
of King Victor, seemed to favor this idea, or perhaps, first suggest it;
however this may be, by flattery and attention she set about managing
Grossi, who, in fact, was not very manageable, being the most caustic
and brutal, for a man who had any pretensions to the quality of a
gentleman, that ever I knew. The reader may judge for himself by two or
three traits of character, which I shall add by way of specimen.
He assisted one day at a consultation with some other doctors, and among
the rest, a young gentleman from Annecy, who was physician in ordinary
to the sick person. This young man, being but indifferently taught for
a doctor, was bold enough to differ in opinion from M. Grossi, who only
answered him by asking him when he should return, which way he meant
to take, and what conveyance he should make use of? The other, having
satisfied Grossi in these particulars, asked him if there was anything
he could serve him in? “Nothing, nothing,” answered he, “only I shall
place myself at a window in your way, that I may have the pleasure of
seeing an ass ride on horseback.” His avarice equalled his riches and
want of feeling. One of his friends wanted to borrow some money of him,
on good security. “My friend,” answered he, shaking him by the arm, and
grinding his teeth, “Should St. Peter descend from heaven to borrow ten
pistoles of me, and offer the Trinity as securities, I would not lend
them.” One day, being invited to dinner with Count Picon, Governor of
Savoy, who was very religious, he arrived before it was ready, and found
his excellency busy with his devotions, who proposed to him the same
employment; not knowing how to refuse, he knelt down with a frightful
grimace, but had hardly recited two Ave-Marias, when, not being able to
contain himself any longer, he rose hastily, snatched his hat and cane,
and without speaking a word, was making toward the door; Count Picon ran
after him, crying, “Monsieur Grossi! Monsieur Grossi! stop, there’s
a most excellent ortolan on the spit for you.” “Monsieur le Count,”
replied the other, turning his head, “though you should give me a
roasted angel, I would not stay.” Such was M. Grossi, whom Madam de
Warens undertook and succeeded in civilizing. Though his time was very
much occupied, he accustomed himself to come frequently to her house,