The Confessions of Jean Jacques Rousseau — Complete
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possible speed, awakened their neighbors, and described this most
dreadful vision. The story spread so fast that the next day the whole
neighborhood was informed that a nocturnal assembly of witches was held
in the garden that belonged to Monsieur Noiret, and I am ignorant what
might have been the consequence of this rumor if one of the countrymen
who had been witness to my conjurations had not the same day carried
his complaint to two Jesuits, who frequently came to visit us, and who,
without knowing the foundation of the story, undeceived and satisfied
them. These Jesuits told us the whole affair, and I acquainted them
with the cause of it, which altogether furnished us with a hearty laugh.
However, I resolved for the future to make my observations without
light, and consult my planisphere in the house. Those who have read
Venetian magic, in the ‘Letters from the Mountain’, may find that I long
since had the reputation of being a conjurer.
Such was the life I led at Charmettes when I had no rural employments,
for they ever had the preference, and in those that did not exceed
my strength, I worked like a peasant; but my extreme weakness left me
little except the will; besides, as I have before observed, I wished
to do two things at once, and therefore did neither well. I obstinately
persisted in forcing my memory to retain a great deal by heart, and for
that purpose, I always carried some book with me, which, while at
work, I studied with inconceivable labor. I was continually repeating
something, and am really amazed that the fatigue of these vain and
continual efforts did not render me entirely stupid. I must have learned
and relearned the Eclogues of Virgil twenty times over, though at this
time I cannot recollect a single line of them. I have lost or spoiled
a great number of books by a custom I had of carrying them with me into
the dove-house, the garden, orchard or vineyard, when, being busy about
something else, I laid my book at the foot of a tree, on the hedge,
or the first place that came to hand, and frequently left them there,
finding them a fortnight after, perhaps, rotted to pieces, or eaten by
the ants or snails; and this ardor for learning became so far a madness
that it rendered me almost stupid, and I was perpetually muttering some
passage or other to myself.