The Marryers: A History Gathered from a Brief of the Honorable Socrates Potter
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“'You must let me do the nursing,' I said. “'Why?' he asked.
“'Because I love you,' I told him, and what do you think he said?”
“My thinker got overheated and blew up the other day, and is undergoing
repairs,” I answered. “So you'll have to tell me.”
“I shall remember it so long as I live,” she went on, with tears in
her eyes, “for he said, 'I've found a daughter, and it's the best thing
that's happened to me since I found a wife.'”
“My, what a night! You found the greatest luxury in the world, which is
work,” I said. “Don't go to dissipating like a child with a can of jelly
and make yourself sick of it. Go easy. Be temperate.”
“Uncle Soc, you dear old thing!” she exclaimed. “I'm beginning to know
you better, too. I want you to tell me something. Father said that we
should be going home soon. Now, _what_ can I take to Richard? It must be
something very, very nice--something that he will be sure to like.”
“Why take anything to Richard?” I asked. “I refuse to tell you why,”
she answered. “But please remember that I have not the slightest hope of
every marrying Richard.”
“You have lost your heart in Italy,” I said. “But I was kind o' hoping
that you'd recover it.”
“I know that you and father have been worried about that, but you didn't
know me so well as you thought. I had heard much about these Italians,
and they are handsome men, and the Count Raspagnetti is a very grand
gentleman. I have been impressed, for I am as human as other girls, but
I cannot marry the count, and if he asks me I shall tell him so; and
I can do it with a clear conscience, for _I_ have given him no
encouragement.”
I made no answer, being unhorsed by this unexpected turn.
“I do not propose to marry any one, and if you will think for a moment
you will know why.”
In a flash her meaning came to me. She'd have to tell her father's
secret to the man she married, and that she would never do. Again that
old skeleton in the family closet was grinning at us.
“Gwendolyn, my thinker has been worn out by overwork here in Italy or it
would not have been asleep at its post,” I said. “I take off my hat to
you and keep it off as long as you're near me. Jiminy Christmas! I like
the stuff you're made of, but look here--the case isn't hopeless. I'll
show you a way out of this trouble some day. Come on, let's go in and
have some breakfast. I'm hungry as a bear.”
“No, thanks! I must go back to my patient,” said the girl. “I never eat
any breakfast.”
“The breakfast habit is purely American. You'll acquire it by and by,”
I assured her. “Wait until you get a settled liking for long days and
short nights.”
She left me, and I thought that I would take a little walk under the
trees before going in. I had not gone a dozen paces when Muggs came
along. He was looking pale and thin and rather untidy.
“I knew that you were an early riser,” said he. “I came to find you if I
could.”
He must have seen a look of anger in my face, for he went on: