A Day Well Spent: A Farce, in One ActOxenford, John
General
A Day Well Spent: A Farce, in One Act
Oxenford, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
BRIDG. (_Whispers._) Madam, you have forgotten a something--the letter
called Miss Harriet an only child.
MRS. C. (_Aside._) Indeed! an impostor! Oh, I see through all!--the
daring Mr. Cutaway has introduced himself.--So, sir, you are the young
lady's brother?
BOLT. Exactly!
MIZ. Did not we tell you so?--(_Aside._) What makes her so d--d
particular?
MRS. C. Now, sir, you know you are nothing of the kind! (_Crosses to
C._) Miss Harriet has no brother.
BOLT. Hey, ma'am?
MIZ. No brother!--(_Aside._) Here's a go!--You'll allow me to know my
own relations?--Oh--h--h!
MRS. C. Indeed! No! I have discovered all.
BOLT. The devil you have? Then we are bowled out. Madam, we throw
ourselves upon your mercy!
MIZ. Yes! don't say anything to old Cotton.
MRS. C. (_Aside._) Old Cotton! what a respectful name to call her
father!--I will not; I am inclined to be friendly. I have some
influence over him;--I'll prevail on him to pardon all.
BOLT. Will you though? Then give us your hand. (_Takes her hand._)
MIZ. (_Takes other hand._) Yes! you are a regular good 'un!
MRS. C. (_Aside._) A good one! Her language is not particularly
romantic.--Nay, more than that, I think I can persuade him to consent
to your union.
MIZ. The lady means a partnership.
MRS. C. A partnership?--to be sure--for life--marriage!
BOLT. I'll be blowed if we understand one another, now!
MRS. C. Yes! we do.--Fie, Miss Cotton; do you think I do not recognise
your clandestine lover, Mr. Cutaway?
MIZ. (_Aside._) Cotton! I old master's daughter?
BOLT. (_Aside._) Zounds! she knows nothing, after all.--Yes, ma'am,
you've hit it. My name is Cutaway.
MRS. C. Ha! ha! you confess. You see I was too sharp for you; I found
out you were Mr. Cutaway.
BOLT. To be sure you did! you are so sharp, ma'am. He! he! you found
out Mr. Cutaway--He! he! ha!
_Enter BRIDGET, L._
BRIDG. Please, ma'am, Mr. Cotton's foreman, Mr. Bolt, is here.
BOLT. He is not! No! no! my name is Cut--Cutaway!
MIZ. Mr. Bolt is not here! no, nor Mizzle either; this gentleman's
name is Cutaway--my name is Miss Harriet.
BRIDG. But Mr. Bolt is at the street door.
BOLT. (_Aside._) Now who the devil can this be?
MIZ. (_Whispers._) I say, Bolt, there a'n't two of you.
MRS. C. Desire Mr. Bolt to walk in.--Don't be frightened, my young
friends, though I guess the cause of your alarm.
MIZ. (_Aside._) I'm bless'd if you do.
_Enter CUTAWAY, L._
CUT. (_Aside._) All right so far!--the young lady here, and the old boy
not here.
MRS. C. Come forward, Mr. Bolt; come forward. Nobody here, except Mr.
Cutaway.
CUT. Mr. Cutaway here, Madam!
MRS. C. You start; I guess the cause of surprise;--yes, and Miss
Harriet.
(_MIZZLE hides his face by letting veil fall._)
CUT. (_Aside._) Hem, she has got a new cloak by the way.
MRS. C. But I have not introduced you. (_Crosses L. C._) Mr. Bolt, Mr.
Cutaway; Mr. Cutaway, Mr. Bolt. (_They both bow._)
CUT. (_Aside._) How queer it is to be introduced to one's self!--I'm
beside myself.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account