A Day Well Spent: A Farce, in One Act — John Shaqi
A Day Well Spent: A Farce, in One ActOxenford, John
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A Day Well Spent: A Farce, in One Act
Oxenford, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
MIZ. (_Whispers._) I say, Bolt, how do you like yourself?
BOLT. Not at all! Curse me if there isn't another incident.
MIZ. A second _me_ will walk in next.
MRS. C. How embarrassed they seem--and I see through all: Miss Harriet
seems afraid of Mr. Bolt seeing her. How well I understand her
feelings.
_Enter BRIDGET, L._
BRIDG. Mr. Cotton, ma'am.
BOLT, MIZZLE, _and_ CUTAWAY. (_Together._) Who?
BRIDG. Mr. Cotton.
(_BOLT and CUTAWAY instantly run off through Gothic window, MIZZLE,
R. H._)
MRS. C. Gentlemen! young lady! what a dispersion! Why, at any rate,
Mr. Bolt should vanish--
_Enter COTTON, HARRIET, MISS BROWN, and MRS. STITCHLEY, L. H._
(_Exit BRIDGET, L._)
COT. Ah, Mrs. Chargely, how d'ye do?--I have brought some ladies with
me.
MRS. C. Happy to see any of your friends, Mr. Cotton; but one little
thing I must say to you, (_draws him apart_,) don't be too severe with
your daughter.
COT. No, no, madam; I don't intend it.
MRS. C. I have promised to be her friend.
COT. Promised, madam; may I ask to whom?
MRS. C. To herself, to be sure.
COT. What! have you seen her before?--Harriet, my dear!
HAR. Yes, papa.
MRS. C. This is not your daughter Harriet?
COT. Yes, but it is though; don't you see the strong likeness?
HAR. Yes, madam; I am Harriet Cotton.
MRS. C. I am petrified! thunderstruck! why, another daughter Harriet
came here just now, and is here still.--Bridget!
_Enter BRIDGET, R. with veil._
BRIDG. Please, ma'am, Miss Harriet has bolted herself in one of the
bed-rooms, and wont open the door. Her veil caught against the
banister, ma'am; here it is.
COT. Some impudent impostor, Mrs. Chargely.
MRS. C. And, I'll confess the truth--(_Aside._) How are my benevolent
designs frustrated--Mr. Cutaway was with her.
COT. Daring scoundrel!
HAR. The faithless wretch! brought a sham me.--Oh papa, papa! (_Sobs._)
COT. I told you what he would turn out.
MISS B. Mrs. Bridget, I think I heard you called.--Allow me to look at
the veil; observe, Mrs. Stitchley!
MRS. S. I do, my dear!
MISS B. The ironmould, and everything! Mrs. Chargely, this veil is
mine; there are thieves in the house!--Had the lady a silk cloak?
MRS. C. Yes.
MRS. S. And a bonnet and feather?
MRS. C. Yes.
MISS B. It is all discovered!--You know we were wronged, Mr. Cotton?
COT. (_Aside._) Yes, and I know I had to pay for it.
MISS B. But we will be righted.--Mrs. Chargely, don't let your house be
a nest of thieves--send for the officers.
MRS. C. I will.--Bridget! Bridget! Lock sham Miss Harriet's door
outside--send for the police!--What a horrid unromantic adventure.
(_Exit, R. H._)
MRS. S. You shall be righted.
MISS B. I will, indeed: I'll recover my cloak--the villainy shall be
uncloaked.
(_Exeunt MISS B. and MRS. S., L. H._)
COT. Come along, Harriet; we'll see the end of this. To a nice house I
seem to have brought you! A pleasant day, we have had,--a day
beautifully spent!
(_Exeunt, L. H._)
SCENE VII.
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