Caricatures and cartoons -- Great Britain; English wit and humor; Great Britain -- History -- Humor; Humorous poetry
Edward VI. Edward Six to the throne succeeds
1547-1553 A pious youth of goodly deeds;
One, well known in the Capital,
The Blue Coat School (Christ's Hospital).
Mary Queen Mary One, in Smithfield Square,
1553-1558 At Oxford, Gloucester and elsewhere,
Burned poor Martyrs by the score;
The Romish faith she would restore.
Elizabeth Hail now to thee our good Queen Bess,
1558-1603 Garbed in the puffed and padded dress,
Farthingale and starched up frills,
Meaning heavy laundry bills.
Od's Bodikins; what monstrous ruffs,
What gowns of rich embroidered stuffs
Piped and scolloped, trimmed with furs,
And shaped like huge gasometers.
Now we've warfare of the Creeds,
For their thoughts all Europe bleeds;
Each party seeks by force to make
The other side its faith forsake.
Spain the Great Power of those days
In these contentions first part plays.
[Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic
PLYMOUTH HOE BOWLING CLUB]
Drake Drake at bowls on Plymouth Hoe
Left his game to meet this foe
And came home laden we are told
With seachests full of Spanish gold.
Armada In fifteen-eight-eight Armada strong
1588 From Spain to squash us comes along;
Which Howard, Frobisher and Drake
And stormy weather overtake.
[Illustration: GLOBE THEATRE TONYGHTE
Ye TRAGEDYE OFFE HAMLETTE
BY WILLIAM SHAKSPERE.
IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic]
Shakespeare And in these epoch making days
1564-1616 Shakespeare wrote and staged his plays;
Weaving a thread whose magic strands
Entwine all English-speaking lands.
Fifteen-eight-seven Scots' Queen Mary
Lost her head through fate contrary.
When Henry Eight had robbed the Church
'Twas found the poor were in the lurch;
Poor Law A law was passed about this date
To place the poor upon the rate.
[Illustration: IRON JELLOIDS The Great Tonic]
Sir Walter Sir Walter Raleigh, best of Knights,
Raleigh The first to taste the keen delights
1552-1618 Of the enchantress so serene,
The Ryghte Goode Ladye Nicotine.
No information's yet to hand
Concerning Raleigh's favourite brand;
Tobacco Was it coarse-cut shag which burns
The tongue, or birdseye or returns?
[Illustration]
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