A journey to the world under-groundHolberg, Ludvig
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A journey to the world under-ground
Holberg, Ludvig
Utopias -- Early works to 1800; Voyages, Imaginary -- Early works to 1800
The religious Opinions of the _Europeans_ are very sound and agreeable
to right Reason. They are under an Injunction carefully to study the
Books in which the Rule of Faith and Practice is contain’d, in order to
discover their true Sense and Meaning. These Books recommend Indulgence
to weak Brethren, and such as happen to be mistaken; but if any should
chance to understand a Thing in a different Sense from the Majority,
he is punish’d for this Defect of Judgment by Fines, Imprisonment,
Whipping, and even sometimes by dying at a Stake. This seem’d to me
the same Thing, as if a Man, who happen’d to be short-sighted, should
undergo the Bastinado, only because Objects, which seem square to me,
appear round to him. I was inform’d, that Thousands had been hang’d and
burnt, by Order of the Magistrate, on this Account.
In almost every Town and Village, you see Men standing up in Places of
publick Resort, and severely reprimanding others for those Sins which
they themselves are daily guilty of; which is just as if one should
hear a Man in Liquor declaiming against Drunkenness.
Oftentimes a Person who is born humpback’d, crooked, or lame, shall be
ambitious of being thought handsome; and another sprung from the Dregs
of the People, shall be ambitious of a Coat of Arms, or a Title: Which
is full as absurd as if a Dwarf should affect to be call’d a Giant, or
an old Man, young.
It is a Custom in great Towns, for Friends and Acquaintance to visit
one another after Dinner, in order to drink a Kind of black Broth made
of burnt Beans. This Broth is commonly call’d Coffee. When they make
these Visits, they are shut up in a Box, which is fix’d upon four
Wheels, and drawn to the Place of Rendezvous by two Beasts of very
great Strength: For the _Europeans_ think it a Disgrace to use their
Legs.
Upon the first Day of the Year the _Europeans_ are seiz’d with a
Disease, which we have no Knowledge of amongst us. The Symptoms of it
are strange Commotions and Agitations of Mind, and an Inability to sit
still in any Place. They run about at such Times from one House to
another, as if they were distracted, without knowing why they do it.
The Disease sometimes lasts for fourteen Days. At length, when they are
quite fatigu’d and spent with continually running about, they come to
themselves again, and recover their former Health.
As the _Europeans_ have innumerable Diseases of Mind, so they have
innumerable Remedies. Some are seiz’d with a strange Passion of walking
in such a Manner, as that the left Sides of their Bodies may be turn’d
towards the right Sides of others. The farther North you go, the
stronger you find this Humour, which proves that it is all owing to the
Climate, and the Intemperature of the Air. This Disease is cur’d by
certain seal’d Papers, fill’d with Characters of a particular Kind. As
long as the Patient carries these Papers about him, by Way of Talisman
or Charm, he grows better and better by Degrees, till he is quite
recover’d.
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