A kiss for Cinderella: A comedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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A kiss for Cinderella: A comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Fantasy drama; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; World War, 1914-1918 -- Drama
POLICEMAN. And possibly for the sake of greater security you tied a
string round it—did you?
CINDERELLA. I did.
POLICEMAN (_after a glance at_ MR. BODIE _to indicate that
the supreme moment has come_). You then deposited the little
parcel—where?
BODIE (_in an agony_). Cinderella, be careful!
(_She is so dreading to do the wrong thing that she can
only stare. Finally, alas, she produces the fatal packet
from her pocket. Quiet triumph of our policeman._)
BODIE. My poor child!
CINDERELLA (_not realising yet that she has given herself away_).
What is it? Go on.
POLICEMAN. That’ll do. You can stand down.
CINDERELLA. You’ve found out?
POLICEMAN. I have.
CINDERELLA (_breathless_). And what am I?
POLICEMAN (_kindly_). I’m sorry.
CINDERELLA. Am I—common clay?
(_They look considerately at the floor; she bursts into
tears and runs into the pantry, shutting the door._)
POLICEMAN (_with melancholy satisfaction_). It’s infall_ay_ble.
BODIE. At any rate it shows that there’s nothing against her.
POLICEMAN (_taking him further from the pantry door, in a low
voice_). I dunno. There’s some queer things. Where does she go
when she leaves this house? What about that ball?—and her German
connection?—and them boards she makes into boxes—and A. C. Celeste?
Well, I’ll find out.
BODIE (_miserably_). What are you going to do?
POLICEMAN. To track her when she leaves here. I may have to adopt a
disguise. I’m a masterpiece at that.
BODIE. Yes, but—
POLICEMAN (_stamping about the floor with the exaggerated tread of
the Law_). I’ll tell you the rest outside. I must make her think
that my suspicions are—allayed. (_He goes cunningly to the pantry
door and speaks in a loud voice._) Well, sir, that satisfies me
that she’s not the party I was in search of, and so, with your
permission, I’ll bid you good evening. What, you’re going out
yourself? Then I’ll be very happy to walk part of the way with you.
(_Nodding and winking, he goes off with heavy steps, taking
with him the reluctant_ MR. BODIE, _who like one mesmerised
also departs stamping_.
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