A kiss for Cinderella: A comedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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A kiss for Cinderella: A comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Fantasy drama; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; World War, 1914-1918 -- Drama
CINDERELLA (_in a tremble of exultation_). That’s me. That’s what
you’re called at royal balls. Then loud huzzas is heard outside
from the excited popu-lace, for by this time the fame of my beauty
has spread like wild-fire through the streets, and folks is hanging
out at windows and climbing lamp-posts to catch a sight of me.
(_Delight of the children._)
POLICEMAN. My sakes, you see the whole thing clear!
CINDERELLA. I see it from beginning to end—like as if I could touch
it—the gold walls and the throne, and the lamp-posts and the horses.
POLICEMAN. The horses?
CINDERELLA. ... Well, the competitors. The speeches—everything. If
only I had my invite! That wasn’t a knock at the door, was it?
POLICEMAN (_so carried away that he goes to see_). No.
CINDERELLA (_vindictively_). I daresay that flunkey’s sitting
drinking in some public-house.
(_Here_ MARIE-THERESE _and_ GLADYS, _who have been
communicating across their boxes, politely invite the_
POLICEMAN _to go away_.)
MARIE. Bonne nuit, Monsieur.
GLADYS. Did you say you was going, Mister?
POLICEMAN. They’re wonderful polite.
CINDERELLA. I doubt that’s not politeness. The naughties—they’re
asking you to go away.
POLICEMAN. Oh! (_He rises with hauteur._)
CINDERELLA. You see we’re to have a bite of supper before I
start—to celebrate the night.
POLICEMAN. Supper with the kids! When I was a kid in the country at
Badgery—you’ve done it again!
CINDERELLA. Done what?
POLICEMAN (_with that strange feeling of being at home_). I suppose
I would be in the way?
CINDERELLA. There’s not very much to eat. There’s just one for each.
POLICEMAN. I’ve had my supper.
CINDERELLA (_seeing her way_). Have you? Then I would be very
pleased if you would stay.
POLICEMAN. Thank you kindly.
(_She prepares the table for the feast. Eyes sparkle from
the boxes._)
CINDERELLA (_shining_). This is the first party we’ve ever had.
Please keep an eye on the door in case there’s a knock.
(_She darts into her bedroom, and her charges are more at
their ease._)
MARIE (_sitting up, the better to display her nightgown_).
Monsieur, Monsieur, Voilà!
GLADYS. Cinderella made it out of watching a shop window.
POLICEMAN (_like one who has known his hostess from infancy_). Just
like her.
MARIE (_holding up a finger that is adorned with a ring_). Monsieur!
GLADYS (_more practical_). The fire’s going out.
POLICEMAN (_recklessly_). In with another penny. (_He feeds the
fire with that noble coin._) Fellow allies, I’m just going to take
a peep into the German trench! Hah!
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