A kiss for Cinderella: A comedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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A kiss for Cinderella: A comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Fantasy drama; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; World War, 1914-1918 -- Drama
(_This is a magnificent person created by_ CINDERELLA _on
learning from_ MR. BODIE _that the press is all powerful
and that the ‘Times’ is the press. He carries one hand
behind his back, as if it might be too risky to show the
whole of himself at once, and it is noticeable that as he
walks his feet do not quite touch the ground. He is the
only person who is not a little staggered by the amount
of gold: you almost feel that he thinks there is not
quite enough of it. He very nearly sits down on one of
the royal rocking chairs: and the_ LORD MAYOR, _looking
red and unhappy, and as if he had now done for himself,
has to whisper to him that the seats under the throne are
reserved_.)
O yes, O yes, make way for the Censor.
(CINDERELLA _has had a good deal of trouble over this
person, of whom she has heard a great deal in war-time,
without meeting anyone who can tell her what he is like.
She has done her best, and he is long and black and thin,
dressed as tightly as a fish, and carries an executioner’s
axe. All fall back from him in fear, except_ LORD TIMES,
_who takes a step forward, and then the_ CENSOR _falls
back_.)
O yes, O yes, make way everybody for his Royal Highness the King,
and his good lady the Queen.
(_The_ KING _and_ QUEEN _are attired like their portraits
on playing cards, who are the only royalties_ CINDERELLA
_has seen, and they advance grandly to their rocking
chairs, looking as if they thought the whole public was
dirt, but not so much despised dirt as dirt with good
points._ LORD TIMES _fixes them with his eye, and the_ KING
_hastily crosses and shakes hands with him_.)
O yes, O yes, make way everyone, except the King, and Queen, and
Lord Times, for His Highness Prince Hard-to-Please.
(_The heir apparent comes, preceded by trumpeters. His
dress may a little resemble that of the extraordinary
youth seen by_ CINDERELLA _in her only pantomime, but
what quite takes our breath away is his likeness to our_
POLICEMAN. _If the ball had taken place a night earlier
it may be hazarded that the_ PRINCE _would have presented
quite a different face. It is as if_ CINDERELLA’S _views of
his personality had undergone some unaccountable change,
confusing even to herself, and for a moment the whole scene
rocks, the street lamps wink, and odd shadows stalk among
the courtiers, shadows of_ MR. BODIE, MARION, _and the
party in an unfinished coat, who have surely no right to be
here. This is only momentarily; then the palace steadies
itself again._
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