A kiss for Cinderella: A comedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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A kiss for Cinderella: A comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Fantasy drama; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; World War, 1914-1918 -- Drama
DANNY (_with the noble resignation of Tommies, of which he has read
in the papers_). It’s a twinge of the old stiffness come back,
Doctor. I think there’s a touch of east in the wind. The least
touch of east seems to find the hole that bullet made. But I’m not
complaining.
DR. BODIE (_brutally_). No, it is I who am complaining.
(_She feels his leg professionally._)
Give me that fishing rod.
(_The long-suffering man unbuttons, and to his evident
astonishment produces the missing rod._)
DANNY (_without hope but in character_). Well, I am surprised!
DR. BODIE. You will be more surprised presently. Come along, Dick.
(_She takes her brother away._)
DANNY (_the magnanimous_). She’s great! Words couldn’t express my
admiration for that woman—lady—man—doctor.
PROBATIONER. How mean of you, Danny—to get me into trouble.
DANNY (_in the public school manner_). Sorry. But I’ll have to pay
for this. (_Seeing visions._) She has a way of locking one up in
the bathroom.
PROBATIONER (_with spirit_). Let us three conspirators combine to
defy her. Carried. Proposed, that No. 7, being a male, conveys our
challenge to her. Carried.
CINDERELLA (_gleefully_). Go on, Danny.
DANNY (_of the bull-dog breed_). I never could refuse the
ladies. (_He uses the stethescope as a telephone._) Give me the
Convalescent Home, please. Is that you, Doctor? How are you? We’ve
just rung up to defy you. Now, now, not another word, or I’ll have
you locked up in the bathroom. Wait a mo; there’s a nurse here
wants to give you a piece of her mind.
PROBATIONER (_with the stethescope_). Is that you, Miss Bodie?
What? No, I have decided not to call you Dr. Bodie any more.
(_Alas_, DR. BODIE _returns unseen by the window and hears
her_.)
Please to report yourself as in disgrace at once to the Matron.
That will do. Good-bye. Run along. Heavens, if she had caught us!
DANNY. It would have meant permanent residence in bathroom for me.
(_It is then that they see her._)
DR. BODIE (_after an awful pause_). I have come back for my
stethescope, Nurse.
(_The_ PROBATIONER _can think of no suitable reply_.)
DANNY (_searching his person_). I don’t think I have it, Doctor.
DR. BODIE. Don’t be a fool, No. 7.
PROBATIONER (_surrendering it_). Here it is, Dr. Bodie, I—I—
DR. BODIE (_charmingly_). Thank you. And, my dear, don’t be always
Doctor Bodieing me. That, of course, at the Home, and on duty, but
here in my house you are my guest. I am Miss Bodie to you here.
Don’t let me forget that I am a woman. I assure you I value that
privilege. (_She lingers over Cinderella’s pillow._) Dear, you
must invite Nurse and Danny to tea with you, and all be happy
together. Little Cinderella, if I will do as a substitute, you
haven’t altogether lost your Godmother.
(_She goes, shaking a reproving finger at_ DANNY.)
DANNY. We’re done again!
PROBATIONER (_reduced to tears_). Horrid little toad that I’ve
been. Some one take me out and shoot me.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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