A kiss for Cinderella: A comedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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A kiss for Cinderella: A comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Fantasy drama; London (England) -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; World War, 1914-1918 -- Drama
BODIE. Quiet! That’s all right.
(_A pretty and not very competent_ PROBATIONER _comes in at
the window, carrying fishing rods, followed by_ DANNY _with
croquet mallets and balls_.)
PROBATIONER (_laden_). I want to shake hands with you, Mr. Bodie,
but you see how I am placed.
CINDERELLA. Do your pretty bow at any rate.
(_The attractive girl does her pretty bow to_ MR. BODIE.
_It is one of the few things she does well, and will
probably by and by bring her into some safe matrimonial
harbour; but in her country’s great hour she is of less
value to it than a ball of twine. She is of a nice nature
and would like to be of use, but things slip through her
hands as through her mind; she cannot even carry a few
lengths of fishing rods without an appeal to heaven. She is
counting the pieces now with puckered brow._)
DANNY (_one of the few men in the world who can carry four croquet
balls in two hands_). You see, sir, there is a pond in the garden,
and we have a fishing competition; and as there are not enough
rods the men hides them so as to be sure of having a rod next day.
PROBATIONER. It is very unfair to the others, Danny.
DANNY (_warmly_). That’s what I say, Nurse.
CINDERELLA. The Matron found a rod the other morning hidden beneath
one of the men’s mattresses.
PROBATIONER. The odd thing is how he could have got it to the
house without being seen. (_Her counting of the pieces ends in her
discomfiture._)
BODIE. Anything wrong?
PROBATIONER. There are only nine pieces. A whole rod is missing!
CINDERELLA (_trembling for her_). Nurse, I’m so sorry!
BODIE. After all, it’s a trivial matter, isn’t it?
PROBATIONER (_her beautiful empty eyes filling_). Trivial! I’m
responsible. Just think what Doctor Bodie will say to me!
BODIE. Are you afraid of her too?
PROBATIONER. Afraid! I should think I am.
DANNY. And so am I.
(_Before_ MR. BODIE _has time to kick, the terrible one
reappears_.)
DR. BODIE. I’m going over to the Home now, Dick. You must come at
once, if you are coming.
BODIE (_cowed and getting his coat_). Yes, all right.
DR. BODIE. A great coat on a day like this! Absurd!
BODIE (_remembering what_ CINDERELLA _has told him and pointing
sternly_). French shoes on roads like these, ridiculous!
(DR. BODIE _kicks this time—it is evidently a family trait.
Delight of_ DANNY.)
DR. BODIE. No. 7, you needn’t grin unless there is a reason! Is
there a reason?
DANNY. No, no, Doctor.
DR. BODIE. Fishing rods all right this time, Nurse?
PROBATIONER (_faltering_). I’m so ashamed, Doctor Bodie—there is
one missing.
DR. BODIE. Again! I must ask you, Nurse, to report yourself to the
Matron.
PROBATIONER (_crushed_). Yes, Doctor Bodie.
DR. BODIE (_observing that_ DANNY _is stealing away unobtrusively_).
No. 7!
DANNY (_still backing_). Yes, Doctor.
DR. BODIE. Come here. What is the matter with your right leg? It
seems stiff.
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