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"You can see for yourself--by lookin'," says
Sairah. "And then there won't be any turnin'
round and blamin' me!" Whereupon she appears,
bearing a garment. The reason she shuffles is that
she has to hold the heels of her shoes down on the
floor with her feet.
The owner of the overcoat dived deep into the
pockets, but found nothing. He appeared
dumbfoundered. "Well, now!" he continued.
"Whatever can have become of my Vestas?" And
thereon, as one in panic on emergency, he put down
the sponge and brush he was using and searched
rapidly through all his other pockets. He slapped
himself in such places as might still contain
forgotten pockets; and then stood in thought, as one
to whom a light of memory will come if he thinks
hard enough, but with a certain glare and distortion
of visage to say, in place of speech, how truly active
is his effort of thought. And then of a sudden he
is illuminated, and says of course!--_he_ knows!
But he doesn't know, for, after leaving the room to
seek for his Vestas, and banging some doors, he
comes back, saying he thought they were there
and they aren't. Wherefore, Sairah must run out
and get some more; and look sharp, because they
must have the gas! But Sairah, who has not been
exerting herself, awakes suddenly from something
equivalent to sleep which she can indulge in upright,
without support, and says, nodding towards a thing
she speaks of, "Ain't that them on the stove?" And
the Artist says, "No, it isn't; it's an empty
box. Cut along and look sharp!" Sairah made no
response; and time was lost in conversation, as
follows:
"That ain't an empty box!"
"It _is_ an empty box! Do cut along and look sharp!"
"It ain't my idear of an empty box. But, of
course, it ain't for _me_ to say nothin'!"
"I tell you I'm quite _sure_ it's empty. Perfectly
certain!"
"Well! It ain't for me to say anything. But
if you had a asted me, I should have said there
wouldn't any harm have come of looking inside of
it, to see. Of course I can _go_, if you come to
that! Only there's tandstickers in the kitchen,
and for the matter of that, the fire ain't let
out; nor likely when it's not the sweep till Wednesday."
"Get 'em out of the kitchen, then! Get the
tandstickers or get anything. Anywhere; only
look alive!" He seemed roused to impatience.
"Of course I _can_ get them out of the kitchen.
Or there's missus's bedroom candlestick stood on
the landin', with one in, and guttered." Sairah
enumerated two or three other resources
unexhausted, and left the room.
When she had vanished, the Artist went and
stood with his back to the stove, for it was too dark
to work. Being there, he picked up the empty box
and seemed to examine it. Having done so, he
left the room, and called over the stair-rail, to a
lower region.
"Sair-ah!"
"Did you call, Sir?"
"Yes--you needn't go! There's some here."
"'Arf a minute till I put these back."
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