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Being somewhat ashamed of Mr. Jericho who, as it has been shown,
left his wife to the solitude of her dinner-table, whilst he,
luxurious spendthrift, could dine with company abroad,—we should
be very happy if we could, without any more ado, put him to bed at
once, and indignantly tucking him up, and with perhaps an allowed
allusion to the sort of head that awaited him in the morning, let the
good-for-nothing fellow snore till the curtain-rings danced again,
allowing him only to wake up in time for the next chapter. But this
we cannot do. The stern, iron moral it is our wish to impress upon
the world—yielding as it always is to such impressions—compels us
to steady Mr. Jericho to his bed-side; and even when there, not for
awhile to leave him.
In the reproachful quietude of his dressing-room, Jericho prepared
himself for his couch. Tenderly did his fingers dwell upon and wander
about buttons. He caught a sight of himself in the looking-glass,
and—to dodge his conscience—set himself to feign to whistle: and
then it struck him it must be very, very late, his beard had grown
so much. And the day in a moment seemed to have opened its broad,
staring eye; and the sparrows cried more saucily; and the reproachful
voice of the pigeons perched upon the chimney-top, came down in
muffled murmur upon Solomon’s ear; and with a very little more he
would have felt himself a villain.
The culprit placed his hand upon the handle of the bed-room
door. Had he been a burglar with a felonious intention upon Mrs.
Jericho’s repeater, instead of the man responsible for the rent
and taxes of the house in which he at that moment stood in his
shirt and shuddered,—had he, we say, at that point of time been an
unlawful thief _in posse_, in lieu of a lawful husband _in esse_,
his knees—unless he had been a very young and sensitive rogue
indeed—could not have so knocked together. With his face crumpled
into a thousand lines, he opened the door. What a blessing; the
hinges did not that time creak, and before they always did! Assured
by the omen, Jericho took a little bit of heart. The night-light was
winking its last. There was not a sound. The bed-curtains hung like
curtained marble. Jericho paused, turning up his ear. Still not a
sound. Sabilla did not ordinarily sleep so light. The stillness was
peculiar—curious—very odd.
“And if my Lucy should be dead!”
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