Cost and standard of living -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Wealth -- Fiction
It was what we will venture to call a vinous hour of the morning,
when Mr. Jericho returned home after the dinner eaten abroad in
defiance of his own household gods, we fear sadly despised upon the
occasion. For Mr. Jericho, with accessory boon-fellows, had partaken
of a luxurious repast; little caring that his own stinted lares were
served with, at best, metaphoric cold mutton. Mr. Jericho had tested
the best resources of the larder and cellar of the Apollo Tavern; and
full of meat and wine, and his brain singing with fantastic humours,
he had surveyed the river Thames with simpering complacency; had seen
big-bellied ships, stowed with India and Africa, drop silently with
the tide towards their haven. It was impossible to enjoy a serener
evening or a nobler sight. The setting sun, with a magnificence
quite worthy of the west-end, coloured all things gold and ruby;
the black hulls of ships glowed darkly and richly; and their sails
were, for the time, from Tyrian looms. The gorgeousness of the hour
enriched every common object with glorious beauty. Every cold, mean
common-place of the common day seemed suffused in one wide harmonious
splendour. And the brain of Jericho, meditating the scene, was
expanded and melted into it; and in that prodigal wealth of colour,
the illusion a little assisted by the swallowed colours within him,
Jericho felt himself a part and parcel of the absorbing richness. The
wine in his heart, a Bacchus’ jack-o’-lantern, reflected the rosy,
golden light that came upon him.
This sweet illusion lasted its pleasant time, fading a little when
the bill was rung for. Nevertheless, Jericho, by the force of the
scene and the wine, felt himself in much easier circumstances than
the hard tyranny of truth, when he was in a calm condition to respect
its dictum, was likely to allow. And so, at that hour when sparrows
look down reproachfully from their eaves at the flushed man trying
the street-door—at that penitential hour, with the hues of the past
romantic evening becoming very cold within him—Mr. Jericho stood
beneath his own oppressive roof.
Mrs. Jericho was gone to bed.
Mr. Jericho breathed a little lighter. Such a load was taken off
him, that he mounted the staircase tenderly, as though he trod upon
flowers; as though every woollen blossom in the carpet from the stair
to the bed itself was living heart’s-ease; which it was not.
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