A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversionsAdams, Oscar Fay
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A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversions
Adams, Oscar Fay
Drama; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
TITANIA. That voice would make the nightingale asham’d.
[_Kisses him_
Now must thou leave thy fellows in this place
And speed along with me unto my court,
Where we’ll abide in loving dalliance
Until thy mortal part’s with spirit mix’d.
Peaseblossom! Cobweb! Moth! and Mustardseed!
PEASEBLOSSOM. Ready.
COBWEB. And I.
MOTH. And I.
MUSTARDSEED. And I.
ALL. Your hest,
Our queen, is still our duty and delight.
TITANIA. Attend us to the court, and evermore
Give special heed unto this gentleman,
Anticipate his ev’ry wish and feed
Him with the choicest cates the isle doth yield.
[_Exeunt_ TITANIA _and_ BOTTOM, _attended by
train_.
QUINCE. Were this but told in Athens, now, ’twere not believed
by aught, but we accredited liars all of the first water, and so
esteemed.
ALL. ’Twere indeed but so, and truly, Peter Quince.
QUINCE. Therefore I hold that (an’ we once more come by our own
firesides in Athens), we were best make no words of the happenings we
have beheld but now, lest we be cried upon in the public streets as
those that be counted no true men.
ALL. That were to shame us, every mother’s son.
QUINCE. Why you speak the very gizzard of the matter, my masters
all, and we will be silent in such wise as I did perpetuate, and as
for Nick Bottom, let his goblin mistress do with him as she listeth,
for methinks we are well rid of his company, being, for ourselves,
nothing loose-minded but sober, virtuous citizens all.
ALL. That are we, Peter Quince, and we thank God for’t.
_Enter_ PUCK, _unperceived, who tweaks_ QUINCE
_violently by the nose and exits_.
QUINCE. O masters, which of you--
_Is suddenly twitched aside by_ PUCK. _Re-enters
with a lion’s head on his shoulders._
ALL. God defends us, Peter Quince.
QUINCE. Masters, it ill becomes you as sober citizens of Athens
to treat one of yourselves thus unseemly. Am not I a simple workman
like the rest of you? Is it not my very own voice that you hear but
now? [_Roars._
ALL. God for his mercy.
[_Exeunt all but_ QUINCE.
QUINCE. These be strange manners; an’ I were a very lion, though
being of a truth of a most lamblike perdition, they could not have
fled from me with greater speeding. I will e’en after them to taste
the reason of their knavery.
_Enter_ PUCK.
PUCK. Now will I set these patches by the ears,
Making such monsters of their simple selves
As severally shall fright them when they see
Each in the other’s fearful eyeball glass’d.
[_Exit_ PUCK.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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