A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversionsAdams, Oscar Fay
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A motley jest : $b Shakespearean diversions
Adams, Oscar Fay
Drama; Shakespeare, William, 1564-1616 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
_Re-enter_ QUINCE.
QUINCE. And I can spy but one of my neighbours in this
predestinated place I’ll be hanged.
_Re-enter_ STARVELING, _with an owl’s head_.
QUINCE. Bless us, Robin Starveling, what wizardry do I spy in
you?
STARVELING. Wizardry, an’ you call it, Peter Quince? Look to
your own head an’ you would find out wizardry. There’s naught strange
in me.
_Re-enter_ SNUG, _with a bear’s head_.
QUINCE _and_ STARVELING. Save us, good Snug, how art thou
transmogrified!
SNUG. Not so, neither, neighbours both. I am but Snug the
joiner, as you might behold him of any working day, but you twain,
methinks, are most marvellously encountered.
QUINCE _and_ STARVELING. Speak for yourself, Master Snug: we are
the same as you have known us ever.
QUINCE. That is, I am the same, but Master Starveling is quite
other than the simple man he was.
STARVELING. Thou liest, Peter Quince. I am but plain Robin
Starveling, but you are become a very monster.
_Re-enter_ SNOUT, _with a deer’s head and horns_.
QUINCE. Good masters three, you are enchanted, and pity o’ my
life it is. ’Tis I alone that doth remain as much mankind as I was
ever.
SNOUT. An’ you count yourself the proper likeness of a man you
are most horribly mistook, and so it is, Peter Quince.
_Re-enter_ FLUTE, _with the head of a crocodile_.
FLUTE. O neighbours all, what behold I here? What sorcerer has
thus exorcised upon you? O could you be spy upon yourselves to know
how unlike you are to plain citizens like me.
QUINCE. A plain man, say you. Forsooth, yours is a very fearful
manner of plainness, Francis Flute. But look at me, masters all, and
you would gaze upon a plain man.
STARVELING. Nay, look on me, in his stead.
SNOUT. Not so, but on me.
SNUG. These be liars, every mother’s son. Look upon me, I say,
Francis Flute.
FLUTE. Masters, hear but the simple truth. You are all of you
deceived and have suffered most horrible enchantment, every mother’s
son of you but me. Heaven help you, neighbours, and undo the spell
that each and every one may become as I am.
[_Gnashes his jaws fearfully._
ALL. That were most dire affliction of any that be in the varsal
world, Francis Flute.
FLUTE. And you were not something other than simple mankind I
could try conclusions with you that speak thus enviously. Indeed, I
am something that way toward, but now.
[_Exeunt Omnes, fighting._
_Enter_ PUCK.
PUCK. Thus have I put the simple senses all
Of these rude knaves sorely distraught, for each
Doth fear the other, deeming him the prey
Of dark enchantment, while himself believes
Himself none other than he was at first
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