"There's your Smart Set medicine show," he said glumly. "He doesn't seem to care much whether we give him a permit or not." Then, a minute later, "We'll have to let him stay. Won't do to have the Indians down on us. But I tell you this, Priscilla, I don't want you to go." "But Will--" "Prissie, please! I'm sorry I said what I did last night. I was tired. But don't you see, well, I can't just exactly explain--but this fog horn sort of scares me--I don't like it--" He suddenly rose and put both hands on her shoulders. He looked into her eyes. He leaned over and kissed her on the forehead. He picked up his hat and was gone. It was five minutes before Priscilla noticed that his breakfast had been left untouched. A fog horn, sounding unceasingly. She listlessly put away the breakfast dishes. She tried to drown out the sound by singing hymns. She fell on her knees and tried to pray. She found her prayers keeping time to the rise and fall of the notes of that horn. She determined to go out in the air--to find her husband--to go to church, anywhere--as far as possible from the Smart Set medicine show. So she went out the back door and ran as fast as she could toward the place from which came the sound of the fog horn. IV An open space on the edge of the forest. In the centre of the clearing a small gaudily-painted tent. Seated on the ground in a semicircle before the tent, some forty or fifty Indians. Standing on a box before the entrance to the tent, a man of twenty-five or fifty. In his left hand he holds a fog horn; in his right, a stein of beer. He puts the horn to his lips and blows heavy blast. He bellows, "Beauty--Beauty--Beauty!" He takes a drink of beer. He repeats this performance nine times. He takes up some mud and deftly models the features of several well-known characters--statesmen, writers, critics. In many cases the resemblance is so slight that Priscilla can hardly recognize the character. He picks up a heavy club and proceeds to beat each one of his modeled figures into a pulp. The Indians applaud wildly. He pays no attention to this applause. He clears his throat and begins to speak. Priscilla is so deafened by the roar of his voice that she cannot hear what he says. Apparently he is introducing somebody; somebody named George. George steps out of the tent, but does not bow to the audience. In one hand he carries a fencing foil, well constructed, of European workmanship; in his other hand he holds a number of pretty toy balloons which he has made himself. He smiles sarcastically, tosses the balloons into the air, and cleverly punctures them one by one with his rapier. At each "pop" the announcer blows a loud blast on the fog horn. When the last balloon has been punctured George retires without acknowledging the applause of the Indians. The next act is announced as Helen of Troy in "Six Minutes of Beauty". Priscilla learns from the announcer that "this little lady is out of 'Irony' by Theodore Dreiser".