A Parody Outline of History: Wherein May Be Found a Curiously Irreverent Treatment of American Historical Events, Imagining Them as They Would Be Narrated by America's Most Characteristic Contemporary Authors — John Shaqi
A Parody Outline of History: Wherein May Be Found a Curiously Irreverent Treatment of American Historical Events, Imagining Them as They Would Be Narrated by America's Most Characteristic Contemporary AuthorsStewart, Donald Ogden
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A Parody Outline of History: Wherein May Be Found a Curiously Irreverent Treatment of American Historical Events, Imagining Them as They Would Be Narrated by America's Most Characteristic Contemporary Authors
Stewart, Donald Ogden
Parodies; United States -- History -- Humor
And well might these city people be affected by the glimpse of the
sweet noble virtue which shone forth so radiantly in this Kansas girl's
countenance. Although born in Jersey City, Ella had moved with her
parents to the west at an early age and she had grown up in the open
country where a man's a man and women lead clean sweet womanly lives.
Out in the pure air of God's green places and amid kindly, simple, big
hearted folks, little Ella had blossomed and thrived, the pride of
the whole country, and as she had grown to womanhood there was many a
masculine heart beat a little faster for her presence and many a manly
blush of admiration came into the features of her admirers as she
whirled gracefully with them in the innocent pleasure of a simple
country dance. But on her eighteenth birthday, her parents had passed on
to the Great Beyond and the heartbroken Ella had come East to live with
Mrs. Montgomery, her aunt in Jersey City. This lady, being socially
prominent in New York's "four hundred", was of course quite ambitious
that her pretty little niece from the West should also enter society.
For the last three months, therefore, Ella had been feted at all the
better class homes in New York and Jersey City, and as Mrs. van der
Griff, the Fifth Avenue social leader, was in the same set as Ella's
aunt, it was only natural that when making out her list of guests for
the dinner in honor of General Grant she should include the beautiful
niece of her friend.
As Ella stepped from the carriage, her gaze fell upon little Frank, the
crippled newsboy, and her eyes quickly filled with tears, for social
success had not yet caused her to forget that "blessed are the weak".
Taking out her purse, she gave Frank a silver dollar and a warm look of
sympathy as she passed into the house.
"Gee, there went an angel," whispered the little cripple, and many who
heard him silently echoed that thought in their hearts. Nor were they
far from wrong.
But even an angel is not free from temptation, and by letting Ella
go into society her aunt was exposing the girl to the whisperings of
Satan--whisperings of things material rather than things spiritual. Many
a girl just as pure as Ella has found her standards gradually lowered
and her moral character slowly weakened by the contact with the
so-called "refined" and "cultured" infidels one meets in fashionable
society. Many a father and mother whose ambition has caused them to have
their daughter go out in society have bitterly repented of that step as
they watched the poor girl gradually succumbing to the temptation of the
world. Let her who thinks it is "smart" to be in society consider that
our brothels with their red plush curtains, their hardwood floors and
their luxurious appointments, are filled largely with the worn out
belles and debutantes of fashionable society.
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