Businessmen -- Fiction; Human-alien encounters -- Fiction; Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction
The germ of an idea--perhaps two ideas--chased around in his brain.
"Maybe I'll get the Uvans to figure out a way for me to head a
monopoly. Something quick," he thought. "If not, I can always hi-jack
the synthetic etheroel formula they'll give me. Castlebottom will give
plenty for it."
He quickened his pace. The Uvan city closed about him. Bill wasn't
paying much attention to it. He gave half-hearted notice to the rather
wild, idiotic arrangement of buildings and streets. Almost everything
was done in amber. Streets stemmed off from the main drag, then
suddenly stopped flush against a building as though some absent-minded
architect had laid the city out.
Something jerked Bill's arm. He turned and found himself staring.
Then he gulped enormously. The _thing_ was undoubtedly a native. It
stood about four feet high and had a salt-cellar body, thick at the
bottom and slim at the top, made of what appeared to be a translucent
amber plastic. Then there was the head. It was bright purple and lumpy
all over, like a cluster of lush grapes. It had ears on each side, a
pointed mouth and a pair of eyes right under the lower lip.
A pair of tenuous arms waved before Bill. The eyes scrutinized him from
under the lip with a vague sort of intelligence. "Caviar," demanded
the _thing_. It stretched one blade-like hand greedily forward.
Bill gasped. He felt dazed. Good Lord, these were the Uvans.
"Caviar?"
One of the grapes on the grape-cluster head of the Uvan flashed a
yellow light. It blinked on and off like a busy signal on a telephone
operator's switchboard. For an instant, the Uvan tried to look menacing.
Bill whipped out his credentials. The pass seemed to strike a
responsive chord in the Uvan for the latter's two eyes saddened. "No
caviar," he murmured. "No caviar. A sadness. Up revolution."
The last phrase had some sort of magical effect for no sooner had
it been uttered, than the streets were filled with more Uvans. They
crowded around, muttering, taking up the refrain--"Up revolution. No
caviar. Up revolution."
Bill backed away cautiously. There was a sudden empty feeling at the
pit of his stomach. Why hadn't Castlebottom or the Patrol told him
about this business of caviar? Why hadn't they warned him the Uvans
were touchy about revolution?
Some fifty of them gathered in the street now. The individual grape
cells on their heads flashing brilliant lights. They were a motley
array, like nothing Bill had ever seen. Somehow, they didn't attempt to
attack. They just strung along behind him, muttering "revolution" left
and right with amazing persistence.
Then Bill spied the Interworld Government flag, bright gold on crimson,
fluttering above a rambling low building--the American Commissioner's
residence. He moved cautiously toward the doorway, afraid to excite the
Uvans by too sudden a motion. At last he looked back. That was strange!
The Uvans stood at a respectful distance.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account