He pointed with a fat hand vaguely and tentatively in the direction of
Staplewick Towers, being perhaps anxious to put beyond doubt the
question of his guest's identity. Peckover, with, doubtless, the idea
of a somewhat different stronghold in his mind looked quickly towards
the point indicated. His glance, however, travelled no farther than
the church tower; anyhow, it could hardly have reached the other
landmark which was five miles off.
But the church which shut in his view was enough. The cigarette
slipped from the lips that parted convulsively with the dropping jaw.
The churchyard! "Glad he has arranged it," he muttered shakily.
"And you may be sure of a warm welcome from the old gentleman," Popkiss
added, stopping to beam upon his guest in the midst of his superfluous
bustle.
"The devil!" Peckover exclaimed aghast, scrutinizing the expansive face
for a sign of "kidding."
"Oh, yes," maintained Popkiss, proud of the office of herald of welcome
between two august personages; "he has been here already to look for
you, and very anxious he is to carry you off to the place which,
begging pardon, is yours by rights."
This was too much for Peckover, who stood staring at his obese
tormentor utterly bereft of speech.
"Of course," continued Popkiss with a mitigating chuckle, "he can't
help showing the cloven hoof sometimes, they say; but he's not so black
as he is painted."
"Come, I'm glad of that," ejaculated Peckover, wide-eyed and staggered.
"But," the landlord observed, as rounding off the subject, "we must, as
I always say, give the devil his due; and as you are going so soon to
make his acquaintance, you will be able to judge for yourself."
Peckover turned away from what he could only consider as a corpulent
and highly objectionable jester, and passed a shaking hand across his
clammy brow. "I must stop these funniments," he told himself, "if I
want any appetite for my last dinner." With a supreme effort he pulled
himself together, and faced the fatuously grinning host with a dash of
his native impudence. "Don't let me keep you, landlord," he said with
a wave of condescension. "Nothing suits me so well as a pretty girl
waiting on me. That's the relish for this customer, it beats all your
Worcesters and Harveys."
Popkiss rubbed his puffy hands appreciatively. "My daughter, sir, that
is, my lord; she shall look after your lordship." Then in a tone of
deferential confidence, he added, "She will follow later on where you
are going to."
"The deuce she will!" cried the guest, now fairly bewildered. "What
has she been up to?"
The rotund landlord, not quite seeing the appropriateness of the
inquiry, and perhaps feeling that it was a form of snubbing for undue
familiarity, abruptly changed the subject. "I hope you'll like your
dinner, my lord," he said with unctuous confidence as he waddled
towards the door. "I know one thing," he chuckled.
"What's that?" Peckover asked half apprehensively.
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